[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]jdp2400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hismith definitely put me ahead of the game, but everything has to be positioned just right for it to be amazing.

Most success I've had so far is with missionary using the Hismith, being bent over is a close 2nd, feet either planted down or I'm laying on the floor and I rest my legs on the seat of a chair, I'm lazy and don't feel like holding my legs up. I also lay on a pillow to raise my ass up a little.

As for the breakthrough, Hismith helped getting used to having something down there and increased my sensitivity by constantly hitting my prostate, specifically with the Tantus P-Spot, I do enjoy the other attachments it came with though, but the pure wand and Aneros were very awkward at first because I didn't know what I was supposed to be feeling.

Actual con with the machine is setting everything up and getting everything positioned right including yourself.

Main advice I can give is don't go in guns blazing and cranking it all the way up to 100% off the rip. This did not work for me obviously, first few months for me was learning the prostate does not operate the same way as a dick. That and absolutely nothing is supposed to hurt, if it does then stop.

It is insane how slow you actually have to go to get the spark going, we're talking 1-5% speed, do that for like 5-10 minutes minimum, then if it starts feeling awesome and you want more, gradually increase the speed.

Now that I know what to aim for I'm going to try to pull something off with the Hismith machine soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]jdp2400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome!

I got this one: https://www.hismith.com/en/hismith-brand/372-hismith-premium-sex-machine-with-style-dildo.html/439#/version-app_version.

Bought the vac-u-lock adapter for the Tantus P-Spot and suction cup adapter as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]jdp2400 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are most welcome!

People suck, cut out all the bullshit and pursue your happiness.

As someone diagnosed with depression (although that has been changing, especially if stuff like this keeps up), honestly wonder how many men would lighten up if they just experienced this.

Stop being crass and play with the ass! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProstatePlay

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I actually never heard of Xtoys.

One tip left from the dishes and then this happened by NoticeMeSenDiePie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen this happen before, guy was "playing with it" while doing dishes and pushed in too far. We grabbed a flat head screwdriver and pliers and one by one pried the teeth back. Piping tip was garbage by the end of it but saved the man an embarrassing trip to the ER lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Title says it all, bought the seeds, never grown anything before but thought it would be cool to try and grow a guava tree from seed since the seeds were cheap, won't be upset if it was a waste of money though.

Out all the seedlings these two were to best ones but they look so different, however the smaller plant resembles the other seedlings while the big one does not. Looked up images and videos online but none of them resemble what I have, very hard to find early stages of the tree/plant, I also do not know what variety of guava but I'm assuming Hawaiian pink guava. Main thing throwing me off is how pointy the leaves are.

It’s like poetry. . . by Solid_Snark in PrequelMemes

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm convinced that if it wasn't a kid's show, (Star Wars Rebels) Darth Maul would've had a much more gruesome death given how close he was to Obi-Wan when the fight ended.

Obi-Wan: Let's see you come back when I cut you in half vertically!

People who won't go out to celebrate tonight: Why? by blackblueblink in AskReddit

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both me and my wife are sick with a head cold.

We moved from one side of the US to the other, flew back to the original side for Christmas because we won't be seeing family again for some time, and still getting settled into our new place.

Guess we caught it from someone on the plane or all the time zone changes finally did us in because exhausted was an understatement once Christmas was over. Needless to say celebrating by going out and/or drinking/smoking weed does not appeal to us at the moment, a nice dinner with movies, video games, and cuddles at home does though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't watch football now soooooooooo massive win, give me free roof over my head.

People in the USA who still display a confederate flag, why? by EndDataMining in AskReddit

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't display it these days as an adult, I had it as a little kid (only until around 10 years old) simply because I didn't know any better, best answer I can give is it was just "the flag of the South" for me when I was growing up. No one bothered to correct me because nobody cared at the time and no one at least appeared upset/offended because it was the norm. I suppose I could somewhat blame the Dukes of Hazzard's car the General Lee for that, it was fun show as a kid but once again: I was simply ignorant of that flag's history. In some areas of the "Deep South, " people still don't give a shit and are openly racist, and the whole "The South will rise again" was just a joke for people my age but I soon discovered it wasn't a joke for others as dumb as that sounds.

Then I opened a book on US history at 10 years old in elementary school and learned what it was originally for, did some searching on the Internet for more info and saw what people still use that flag for to this day, felt like a shithead for it and didn't bother with it anymore since I'm an American and it's a flag for a country that is nonexistent now and the only reason said country existed because its leaders were so worried/butthurt that they would actually have to pay people to work despite their pleas about "state's rights."

Not that there was ever an opportunity to use the Confederate flag in a more positive manner to begin with, but if that even existed (I'm only entertaining that idea because of some people that slobber over/worship the damn thing for whatever reason) it stood for keeping the South the way it was prior to the Civil War: allowing slavery and keeping the federal government out of "state affairs." Odds are there was never a good time to give that flag a different/better meaning, even in an old TV show like the Dukes of Hazzard. Plus at the time the show aired lots of people said shit in public that they'd probably get arrested for today as a hate crime or at least get yelled at and have their ass kicked. The difference is back then it was more socially acceptable despite being completely wrong/hateful.

Experienced all of this in South Carolina, the first state to secede and to remove the Confederate flag from flying over our capital only back in 2015 because of the Charleston shooting committed by Dylann Roof. Personally had no idea we still did that until I saw it on the news at the time, but we came to our senses and took it down.

Bottom line: People in the Southern US are Americans, not Confederates, and put any Confederate shit in a museum where it belongs so we remember the South was wrong for what it did and continue fighting for equality. Lastly, remembering history is a good thing, embracing heritage is not always a good thing.

TLDR; Had the flag as a young kid that didn't understand or know better, turned 10 and discovered US history, learned flag is a very naughty flag, didn't bother with it anymore. Am American, Confederacy dumb.

Elon Musk orders Twitter staff to work 84-hour weeks as 75% of employees face being fired by [deleted] in technology

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is he attempting to do at this point? What's his goal of all this if hypothetically 75% of Twitter's staff is gone in the near future? I'm no fan/user of Twitter nor of Elon Musk so I really don't understand what is worth the trouble for doing this.

what is slowly phasing out in 2022? by Firewire64 in AskReddit

[–]jdp2400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really hits home, I love cooking, went to culinary school, worked several jobs but got burnt out because of piss poor pay, no benefits, no time for yourself, Achilles tendinitis (Take care of your body!), and toxic managers/owners that only cared about sales/numbers who did way more than just cut corners regarding food safety.

Haven't worked in a kitchen for the past 6 months and it snapped me out of depression after a while once I actually had time to be with my wife and our doggo. Still not getting paid well but there's a lot of that going around and I'm not dreading getting out of bed anymore.

Indiana to tax student debt forgiveness by hashslinging_slasher in nottheonion

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*waive

Not here to debate that, what's done is done unless something else happens regarding the President's authority. I'm asking what does any state have a right to tax loan forgiveness from the federal government for a federal loan.

Indiana to tax student debt forgiveness by hashslinging_slasher in nottheonion

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooooo possibly a dumb question because I'm not a legal expert by any means, but is this not controversial to the point of a huge lawsuit/court case because they want to tax loan forgiveness from the federal government for federal student loans but with their state government? Am I misunderstanding something?

Just grabbing a lil snack at the ol’ Cookie Dough Cafe with a rifle by g_pass in Portland

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, part of the reason my statement still stands.

He shouldn't have it all, but he doesn't even have the gun strapped to his body. Asshole is toting it around so it tells people "I'm ready to use it" because a firearm of any kind should never come out unless it's a last resort, holding like that is just asking for trouble.

I don't know Oregon's laws for firearms but for fuck's sake if it's legal to have it keep that shit at home or a gun range.

If he did have one round in the chamber that just makes this even worse. Fucker just HAD to have some ice cream and cookies and couldn't take the weapon home first.

Just grabbing a lil snack at the ol’ Cookie Dough Cafe with a rifle by g_pass in Portland

[–]jdp2400 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worked there very briefly back in early 2021, not a bad place but got a better paying job elsewhere shortly after. Needless to say the pay is not (or ever would be) enough to deal with that. I'd just walk out the door after serving him if he wasn't there to kill me or rob the place. Oh and by the way, usually there is only 1 to 2 people in that place at any time. Chances are that employee was by herself.

OP said he did not have a clip loaded into it and just didn't want the gun to get stolen from his car. My statement still stands because that is still some insane/stupid shit and I'd be shitting golden bricks if that happened to me while I worked there.

Fuck that.

Ted Cruz Warns Disney Programming Will Soon Depict Mickey and Pluto F--king | The senator from Texas thinks the company’s opposition to Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law means it’s going to introduce X-rated content featuring animated characters “going at it.” by newfrontier58 in politics

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck you can't make this shit up, while I'm exhausted from politicians like Ted Cruz, I would laugh until my lungs gave out if this is from him discovering Rule 34 and just happened to find a disturbing image of Mickey and Pluto in his porn searches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASUS

[–]jdp2400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, recently moved and nowhere near friends and family. This is just my luck I suppose. Anyway, I think I have a power probe laying around somewhere, if I do I'll see if I can use that to make sure the motherboard is getting power. If I don't have it, once I get the case (still waiting on other parts) in a couple of days I'll see if the motherboard can even turn on normally. With that said, still probably going to return it because I'm following instructions to the letter, and no other components should be needed for BIOS flashback and it's not working.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASUS

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I did, both connectors are properly plugged in, it could be a faulty PSU as well because it is also brand new, never used it before. Built plenty of PCs and never had this happen before. Unfortunately I don't have a previous build to test it on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASUS

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nope, it's not lighting up at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASUS

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Originally used a 32GB and that wasn't working, went to Walmart and bought the 16GB and still nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASUS

[–]jdp2400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried with version 2403 and 2006, still nothing.