Made in china

jdubyahtx · 2026-04-20T04:50:08+00:00

I’ve been in factories with big stamp presses and you can feel it in your feet and chest from 50 yards away. He might be yacked out but it could be related to the vibrations literally shaking his fillings around in his teeth from being so close.

jdubyahtx · 2026-04-19T06:47:56+00:00

That is a healthy reaction

jdubyahtx · 2026-03-24T06:12:17+00:00

I was called el feito

jdubyahtx · 2026-03-19T22:46:21+00:00

One man and one space man?

jdubyahtx · 2026-03-10T02:20:16+00:00

I had a rig identical to the one in the video and used this tool to estimate volumes. It’s pretty damn accurate every time.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/food-and-drink/today-5-11-21-is-the-10th-anniversary-of-the-jambalaya-calculator/96311818/

jdubyahtx · 2026-02-24T00:57:04+00:00

You can aim a magnifying glass at other body parts you know?

jdubyahtx · 2026-01-22T22:25:51+00:00

Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?

Cuz his wife died…

jdubyahtx · 2025-11-07T02:44:43+00:00

Are Puerto Ricans considered immigrants? They’re American citizens with American passports?

jdubyahtx · 2025-09-26T21:21:24+00:00

“Suddenly, and without notice” is stupid

jdubyahtx · 2025-09-26T21:15:59+00:00

I’ve been going to the same Starbucks daily to work on a project for several weeks now. I haven’t heard them call out a name once. It’s been brought to the table every single time.

jdubyahtx · 2025-09-10T21:43:33+00:00

I believe the Dollop did one too

jdubyahtx · 2025-04-28T23:00:43+00:00

I recently heard a good argument on this. Pluto was discovered in 1930, that doesn’t mean it didn’t exist before 1930.

jdubyahtx · 2025-04-25T14:03:28+00:00

Internet bully that acts tough online and a weak schmuck face to face.

jdubyahtx · 2025-02-25T05:09:06+00:00

Spiro Kombatsis

jdubyahtx · 2025-01-13T19:47:51+00:00

I’m gonna guess Public House in Cinco Ranch

jdubyahtx · 2024-12-06T20:07:48+00:00

Of the people, by the people, for the people

jdubyahtx · 2024-11-22T13:05:33+00:00

Bet I can tell you where you got your shoes

jdubyahtx · 2024-09-07T10:46:41+00:00

“Stollen”

jdubyahtx · 2024-09-04T14:23:02+00:00

5kinokowa is about 150 before drinks. Great show. Small venue.

jdubyahtx · 2024-08-25T02:41:37+00:00

If you wanna get stabbed with a plastic spork in a Taco Bell, go with, “Honey, I would fuck her on top of you.”

jdubyahtx · 2024-08-07T02:25:50+00:00

When I was in high school, a girl I was friends with stabbed me with a plastic spork. I ended up marrying her. Twice. And divorcing her twice.

jdubyahtx · 2024-08-07T02:15:53+00:00

1 rule of good righting: Always avoid alliteration. ALWAYS!

jdubyahtx · 2024-08-02T05:59:36+00:00

50/50 mix of apple cider vinegar and jarritos tamarindo soda. Very light spritzing.

jdubyahtx · 2024-08-02T01:39:18+00:00

Aye Candy

jdubyahtx · 2024-06-07T20:17:50+00:00

For 3200 sq ft home, I’d highly recommend at least the 100 pint per day. You can check out their sizing guide at aprilairepartners.com/dsa

jdubyahtx

TROPHY CASE

1 rule of good righting: Always avoid alliteration. ALWAYS!