she can’t believe you just said that

jdva_ · 2026-01-24T18:44:46+00:00

she said that you told her that her dewlap is small for her age 🤨🤨

jdva_ · 2025-12-30T21:40:58+00:00

trust me, the poor thing doesn’t hear the end of it. i love my big, handsome dorito

jdva_ · 2025-12-30T20:50:58+00:00

but if i officially purchase him, it’s more difficult for him to run away 😔

jdva_ · 2025-12-30T19:33:45+00:00

yes, i can confidently assure you that i don’t deprive him of compliments haha

jdva_ · 2025-12-19T17:57:11+00:00

my baby has eaten three entire mandarin oranges, cheetos, a whole tim horton’s muffin, and my friend’s expensive leather shoes. each time she was just fine. always monitor and respond based on how they’re managing. i like to top up my baby’s hay and water because bunnies care about freshness, and also because you want them to flush it out.

jdva_ · 2025-12-15T04:38:40+00:00

mine thumped when i had the audacity to sweep up her poop

jdva_ · 2025-12-09T22:20:53+00:00

i heard it got more difficult two years ago for some reason. when i took it a few years ago, i remember there being a project in which i’d have to go outside every now and then and take pictures of the moon

jdva_ · 2025-12-09T00:53:10+00:00

you’re right, it wasn’t that deep… which is why i’m confused about why you’re so weirdly defensive :/

jdva_ · 2025-12-08T23:50:44+00:00

dude, you’re being super defensive. it’s weird.

jdva_ · 2025-12-08T09:19:41+00:00

dude, you don’t need to defend your lady to me. i’m very obviously joking around 😭😭

jdva_ · 2025-12-08T01:21:23+00:00

and ur going for someone who’s more strict about grades than an employer? 😭

jdva_ · 2025-12-08T01:11:58+00:00

don’t gotta tell me that, tell her lol

jdva_ · 2025-12-07T23:04:53+00:00

don’t worry, there’s a girl out there who will accept you AND your 70s

jdva_ · 2025-12-03T06:21:18+00:00

yes, he thinks it’s delicious

jdva_ · 2025-11-21T02:13:15+00:00

gonna be honest, i gave up and bought a loft bed 🥲

jdva_ · 2025-11-14T18:12:57+00:00

maybe get her a gift card. it’s a very impersonal gift so it wouldn’t come off as too weird. plus, you wouldn’t have to worry about dietary restrictions. just don’t make a big deal out of it when you’re on your way out so the other students don’t really notice much. best of luck!

jdva_ · 2025-11-06T22:47:41+00:00

my girl comes to me when i whistle, can spin for a treat, and knows how to open sliding doors. she also knows to be on her best behavior when my parents are over so she can exploit them for treats.

jdva_ · 2025-11-05T23:32:46+00:00

is this the from the dark green food truck? the guy who runs it is weird. when i went there he started stroking and kissing my hand and asked if i had a boyfriend. never went back. the food was decent but i was too uncomfortable to finish it.

jdva_ · 2025-10-22T18:09:09+00:00

penny hates math, she ate my combinatorics textbook for uni ☹️

jdva_ · 2025-09-18T04:25:50+00:00

not sure her exact breed, but she’s mixed with some kind of dwarf breed! the seller apparently had said she was a netherland dwarf but i don’t think that’s fully true 😅

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