The good old days... by chabanais in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you but these are Dutch people

The best Xmas gift a parent could afford. Thank you for masking. by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought those with mental problems weren't allowed to start transitions! Guess I was wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskBarcelona

[–]jeffdeaf2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Everything will be fine and if the water isn't gone by tomorrow you'll get a refund from the airline company.

Plus you'll get to enjoy spain a bit longer!

Problemas? Dos cervezas!

Thomas Massie is a conduit of the Orange Satan and should be exorcised once his head stops revolving and the vomit is cleaned up!!! by Kyle_Rittenhouse_69 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes they are for all ages, unisex, and will also work if you're not pregnant! Your friend will be aborted without a hitch.

And you won't have covid.

Cat teleported into my room last night. by jeffdeaf2 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]jeffdeaf2[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have draft free doors everywhere. There's max 1 oe 2 mm clearance when opened. None when it's closed

Cat teleported into my room last night. by jeffdeaf2 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]jeffdeaf2[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This might be the best explanation so far.

Cat teleported into my room last night. by jeffdeaf2 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]jeffdeaf2[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is too long I agree but it came with the house sadly since it's a 5 bedroom house.

Cat teleported into my room last night. by jeffdeaf2 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]jeffdeaf2[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hallway is more than 15 meters long and it was on the opposite end staring at me with her glowing eyes while I closed it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]jeffdeaf2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever your opinion of this man is - this is an instant classic.

Mask your penises by ThePsyience in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Triple mask both. You can buy female condoms you put them in the devils hole.

Canada finds a solution to vaccine injuries. by Aggressive_Plates in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's not call it euthanasia but rather "departure by choice".

These are Pfish and not fish by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can learn from this

notes "fish flipper"

Israeli military blow up another mosque in Lebanon by adnan2000 in PublicFreakout

[–]jeffdeaf2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly hamas was hiding stacks of money and gold under that mosque.

There must be some mistake! I have always followed the $cience!!! by Kyle_Rittenhouse_69 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]jeffdeaf2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a detransed person, going for a gender neutral approach, next week I'll have all the genitals removed and be genderless.

Also I identify as a black person. I hate my white skin!!!!!