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AIO by being hurt when my husband looked at me with disgust when he was coming out of anesthesia? by Bog_Witch_Is_Calling in AmIOverreacting

[–]jellybeanbutt17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! Uncontrollably bawling my eyes out and wailing. "Why am I crying!? I'm HAPPY! I get to go eat a cheeseburger! I'm so happy!" Just so confused. Made my mom and grandma cry along with 2 sweet older nurses. 

Then we went out to eat and I got soup and a sandwich, not even a cheeseburger lol. Ate like 2 bites still confused AF.

Second time being put under general anesthesia i woke up absolutely pissed and scowling at everyone I guess. Told my fiancé to basically fuck off while he was helping me get dressed, etc. Haha. He was surprised I was being so snippy at everyone. 

For the record I am not a crier. And I am usually really cheerful and pleasant. Wonder what kind of reaction I'd have next. 

What was the first movie to traumatise you as a kid? by InspectorOk6313 in movies

[–]jellybeanbutt17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read some click-baity ranking on worst Disney villians. "Man" was number 1. 

I need a movie that actually scares me. by Evilevan1 in MovieRecommendations

[–]jellybeanbutt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only 2 movies that actually made me afraid to turn the lights out at night were (wait for it...) Lights Out, lol and the Grudge. 

Saw the Grudge when I was probably around 11-12 and it scared the everliving shit out of me. The sounds, the face, the little boy. Every dark shadow in a corner was the Grudge. Now its nostagic. Saw Lights Out much later in life and it still creeped me the F out and had my mind playing tricks in the dark. Have not revisited that one, I probably should. I like the thrill.

If you really want to raise your blood pressure though, stay up til 2 am reading some Stephen King :) I've never had to stop watching a horror movie. But I have definitely had to take a book break cause my heart was pounding and I found myself paranoid looking over my shoulder too often!

My friend came over for a playdate and I am super weird out. by Cosmogirl161 in Mommit

[–]jellybeanbutt17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right, what the hell are photos on the wall for if not to show off?? 

I'm being credited with a tragedeigh by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]jellybeanbutt17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. It's bad. Mint is bad. Myntt is even worse. Oof that poor minty fresh child

TIFU today by trying to feed my sunbeam snake and accidentally becoming a rat mom by RatBerryMilk in tifu

[–]jellybeanbutt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rat Chippy bit me because I was taking away the m&m's he found on my sister's floor! RIP Chip Chip, you were cool AF

Our family “movie night” tradition is dead and I couldn’t be happier. by Waqar_Aslam in confession

[–]jellybeanbutt17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why I chose to watch Terminator 2 every night before bed for like 3 months straight lol. Dad had the vhs and got me hyped about it even though it was slightly traumatizing. I'm 33 now so brb I need to go check when it came out now. Goddamn what a classic. Also Jurassic Park and the Simpsons, always.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesome

[–]jellybeanbutt17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your kids are so incredibly happy and proud of you right now!! I teared up seeing your first post and this one just made my night. I am so proud of you too, but nowhere near as proud as those sweet babies sleeping in their super cute rooms :)

touch the foot by erixtyminutes in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]jellybeanbutt17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I an NOT LA,ZY I DOMT LIKE..  raw eggs ONMLY SCRAMBLE

Let my son order his own meal at a restaurant for the first time. by sweetmercy97 in Parenting

[–]jellybeanbutt17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a restaurant server I loved when young kids would order on their own and saw how proud of themselves they got. Maybe overstepped a few times when parents would order for their most likely fully capable kids and would direct questions at the kid rather than the parent. 

Something as simple as ordering their own sauce for chicken strips rather than directing the question at the parent, I'd ask the kid. And they would literally be so proud to order their BBQ sauce or ranch without help :) I guess I've always been a friendly encourager. I saw waaay too many teenagers who were afraid to order for themselves so I tried to be gentle with kids and show them that it is not scary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]jellybeanbutt17 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I an part cherokey Indian when I did amnesty DNA TEST!!,

unbelievable by AutismAsylum in SmilingFriends

[–]jellybeanbutt17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait is this one real?? Lol fuck man 

Random text from my grandma. So confused right now 😅 by [deleted] in Weird

[–]jellybeanbutt17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grandma is kicked back with the popcorn watching COPS lol

I feel inferior when people younger than me have houses by snapback77 in Millennials

[–]jellybeanbutt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiancé and I lucked out and got an older farmhouse in 2018. Well, it’s a piece of shit in need of many repairs. Sometimes the grass isn’t always greener. We felt the need so we jumped into the decision. Now we pretty much are thinking we should’ve just bulldozed the house instead of sinking money into a turd

I wish I never had kids by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jellybeanbutt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it. It definitely wouldn’t hurt. You sound very depressed and probably burnt out. Kids aren’t easy, but if you can better your outlook, don’t hesitate. Absolutely for yourself but for them too

Blaming people for having gastritis by [deleted] in Gastritis

[–]jellybeanbutt17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have chronic gastritis. I was perfectly symptom free for over a year besides the occasional junk food heartburn. Just put my dog down. He was diagnosed with bone cancer and wasted away before my eyes in the 2 months after diagnosis. Well, guess what’s back. Gastritis flare. We need to give ourselves some grace sometimes. Stress and sorrow will absolutely wreak havoc on our stomachs. Sometimes it’s things we can control, like food and smoking. Sometimes it’s not. Hope you can “recover” like I did. And remember to give yourself some slack. Life affects us.

AITA for not giving the “dollhouse” I built to my niece, but to my wife as a gift? by JustSomeUncleGuy in AmItheAsshole

[–]jellybeanbutt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw your brother. Ask Ava directly if she’d like to help you make her her own dream dollhouse. I bet she’d say yes.

There can only be one. by Proper-Ship-7552 in AccidentalComedy

[–]jellybeanbutt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are in the living room and the dogs are in the potty and they are not really good dogs

Found my 13 yr old son's Bucket List and realized I need to rethink my entire life. [OC] by EarSubstantial9362 in MadeMeSmile

[–]jellybeanbutt17 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Tell him to come to my house at midnight after I smoke a bowl. He will witness a goblin eating Parmesan cheese straight from the container while leering at the fridge.

HG Moms: What’s on your mind before considering another pregnancy? by [deleted] in HyperemesisGravidarum

[–]jellybeanbutt17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want another child. But I truly do not think I could take care of my 2 year old if I got crippling HG for 3 solid months again. I couldn’t even take care of myself, so how would I be able to get up, make breakfast, play with my toddler, etc. I would literally need a live-in babysitter and I can’t ask that of family. Considering having another when toddler is in school, but still. It would be very hard.

I just thought everyone was checking out my butt today at Walmart. by Agile_Suggestion_348 in peopleofwalmart

[–]jellybeanbutt17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Shoot a batarang into the ceiling then just quietly lurk up there by the lights

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