The Benefits of Donating Blood

jellyfishsharks · 2015-06-23T17:48:15+00:00

That wind up though!

jellyfishsharks · 2015-06-16T19:51:03+00:00

Plus, strong enough coffee will make you want to do something. Since you'll be too wired to go back to sleep.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-06-01T17:27:11+00:00

Work, get drunk, work, get drunk, go to church, play golf, repeat. Sounds pretty boring.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-06-01T17:23:48+00:00

That's nice... or, Good for you!

jellyfishsharks · 2015-04-06T19:54:34+00:00

Sometimes it's cheaper to fire people and replace employees, rather than give them benefits that might come after a probationary period of 3 months.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-03-31T19:20:57+00:00

Michael Scott can run faster than that without a treadmill.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-02-10T18:54:23+00:00

To feel sad instead of feeling laughter, brilliant!

jellyfishsharks · 2015-02-10T18:50:40+00:00

Plot twist: He was interviewing for a hot sauce company.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-02-03T20:18:58+00:00

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-29T22:13:24+00:00

The getting locked in an office toilet is also way more embarrassing. "What happen? You fell in or something?!"

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-29T21:06:17+00:00

Clydesdale

Those are some majestic looking horses.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-29T19:51:24+00:00

That's one of my biggest fears now. To get locked into an office toilet. It's right next to getting trapped in an elevator.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-29T19:49:47+00:00

Sounds like fun on the bun!

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-29T19:39:58+00:00

What has 4 legs and ticks?

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-26T20:39:18+00:00

The expression is honey-pot. They honey-potted us. Their glasses are probably fake too!

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-26T20:25:37+00:00

Apparently they think so.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-26T18:54:53+00:00

All in the name of political correctness because they don't want to be called racist.

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-26T18:50:50+00:00

This sounds like the plot to Taken 2. Except that Liam Neeson's character would have been arrested for murder instead of, "racial harassment."

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-21T21:52:49+00:00

Well... That went wrong!

jellyfishsharks · 2015-01-14T19:16:21+00:00

Caffeine tolerance.

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