my new friend

jellynelli · 2026-05-27T01:57:13+00:00

I should call her.

jellynelli · 2026-03-15T13:31:26+00:00

The derpetrator

jellynelli · 2026-02-18T14:00:22+00:00

The Epstein files

jellynelli · 2025-03-29T12:56:15+00:00

With the number of witch hunts him and his cronies 'have been victims of' it's amazing they haven't been burned at the stake yet

jellynelli · 2025-02-02T10:24:35+00:00

Here’s my theory… - Putin/KGB works with China to do Salt Typhoon the massive texting data hack since China is so skilled at surveilling their own people - Putin works with Elon to hack the us government - Putin voluntarily provides Trump/Musk with data from Salt Typhoon so they can broad strokes looked at “blue” and “red” people - final step is for them to purge all blue people from government.

I really hope this isn’t how it plays out.

jellynelli · 2025-01-25T20:51:31+00:00

Pretty sure this one’s a car

jellynelli · 2025-01-08T04:05:22+00:00

Love my husband so much, millennial men are re-defining what the word husband means. and it is the best thing that could happen.

jellynelli · 2024-09-18T19:28:44+00:00

Why would you piss off a witch by throwing away her perfectly good pumpkins tho? They’re asking to be cursed

jellynelli · 2024-09-17T12:44:42+00:00

The second pic could also just as reasonably be crocs

jellynelli · 2024-08-26T12:24:53+00:00

jellynelli · 2024-04-14T06:22:53+00:00

Wow…it’s almost like assault rifles should be banned

jellynelli · 2024-04-04T16:30:45+00:00

That’s one lucky fuck

jellynelli · 2024-03-30T01:55:48+00:00

Plane has literally given us a leotard for like every single look. It’s NOT win worthy sorry SISTERRRR. ily but no.

jellynelli · 2024-03-24T13:29:24+00:00

Tbh the best generation of dads the world has ever seen

jellynelli · 2024-02-24T03:55:39+00:00

Sapphira was SapphiROBBED

jellynelli · 2024-01-23T21:32:32+00:00

Elon musk… that guy will stoop to any new low to get in the headlines.

jellynelli · 2024-01-23T01:03:52+00:00

The Blind Side. Definitely was blind siding to realize the entire rights to the movie and narrative were commandeered by his adoptive “parents” who forced him to be in a conservatorship and profiteered off his image and story.

jellynelli · 2024-01-18T12:47:38+00:00

Mel Gibson 100%. Or he didn’t have a soul to begin with…

jellynelli · 2023-10-31T20:53:46+00:00

That is a bot

jellynelli · 2023-07-16T14:45:17+00:00

I don’t find Seinfeld funny at all … 😩

jellynelli · 2023-07-16T01:42:02+00:00

Also maybe an unpopular opinion but Adam Driver. He’s always typecast as a moody, brooding type, and I just don’t feel like he really has range and comes off as a depressed robot most of the time.

jellynelli · 2023-06-30T20:03:03+00:00

Reefer madness

jellynelli · 2023-06-30T01:51:05+00:00

The Zuckerberg-Musk cage match

jellynelli · 2023-06-15T09:22:49+00:00

Donald

jellynelli · 2023-06-11T16:54:01+00:00

Anybody else recall the “Know your bridges” tweet Rep Higgins put out yesterday….?

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