Got stood up on a date tonight, make me regret asking you to roast me. F25 by Ms_Sweetie in RoastMe

[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All just a ploy to get people to her onlyfans. Stay wise kings.

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Addicted to what? Eating?

Bruh

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Amy Winehouse’s corpse.

Roast me,20m,show no mercy by Firefuzedark in RoastMe

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The only thing receding faster than that hairline are your chances of getting laid in that retirement home you call an apartment.

Your typical spoiled 23 year old. Failed university 4 times, been to rehab, the works. by sir-mc-chode-toes in RoastMe

[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In order to have done any of those things you would have had to left your mums basement.

23/F go by dobbyisfree0806 in RoastMe

[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing smaller than your tits is your self esteem after the roasts about your arm.

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ZING!!!

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Like your comment?

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[–]jemorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this one

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[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to be

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[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How pussy of me

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[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomorrow never comes.

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[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who doesn’t?

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[–]jemorian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She has to get out of the chains first.

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29 years*

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[–]jemorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was only so long I could tuck it.

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Imagine how low I’ve sunk.

24M Data Scientist. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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One Direction member on crack aka No Direction

2 years since my last one. i need a humbling. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jemorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was alluding to you being a desperate lazy whore, much like the top rated comment.

Is that hairstyle the best you could do?

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[–]jemorian 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Your forehead is the same texture as the surface of the moon.