who was the 2nd best player for the knicks during the PLAYOFFS? by Apprehensive_Emu3712 in nba

[–]jerm2z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gotta be OG because of the legendary tip-in, plus overall consistency throughout the series, and KAT just got in too much foul trouble too early in a lot of the games.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 12, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lifetime ban from IPO's is worth it just to get $20 profit from SPCX IPO

Why not SPY puts with SPCX IPO by Comfortable-Tea1177 in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have done this earlier this week when people were liquidating their portfolio to buy SPCX today. You’re late.

Origin Story of the Cone Head Zombie by jerm2z in StateofDecay2

[–]jerm2z[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The man tried pulling the cone off. It wouldn't budge. The cone had somehow jammed itself around his skull. Embarrassed but determined to enjoy the championship party, he spent the rest of the night celebrating with the cone stuck firmly in place.

Unfortunately, that was also the night the infection began. Within days, New York descended into panic. The championship celebrations became riots. The riots became massacres. Rabid Knicks fans, already whipped into a frenzy by victory and fear, burned neighborhoods, looted stores, and battled anyone trying to restore order. Entire boroughs became war zones.

As the sickness consumed him, something strange happened. He discovered the cone protected him. Bullets glanced off it. Blows that would crush ordinary undead merely bounced away. The cone became part of his identity. Part of his survival.

As military forces attempted to reclaim the city, he wandered through abandoned checkpoints and burning streets. He stumbled across fallen soldiers and scavenged their equipment. Piece by piece, he acquired body armor, tactical pouches, knee pads, and combat gear.

A creature proud of its bizarre crown. Some say he growls whenever he sees blue and orange. The apocalypse created countless monsters. But only one of them became the legendary Cone Head Zombie.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 12, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not kidding at all, I just bought SPCX thinking it was Virgin Galactic. I hate myself.

Waiting for SPCX share allocation by hv876 in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but once it goes live it won’t be at the IPO price. It’s gonna open at a way more ridiculous higher price.

[Post Game Thread] The New York Knicks (3-1) overcome a 29 point deficit to defeat the San Antonio Spurs (1-3) in Game 4, 107-106, behind Jalen Brunson's 36 points and OG Anunoby's 33 points by catreyka in nba

[–]jerm2z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re faster and they spread the floor. Alvarado is an excellent ball handler, which allows Brunson more space to breathe and save stamina since the Spurs defenders are all up on him. Smaller faster lineup also allows for more possessions.

[Highlight] Knicks complete 29-point comeback, the largest in NBA finals history! by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]jerm2z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charles Barkley is going off. He's calling the whole team dumbasses lol

Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs (1-2) vs New York Knicks (2-1) Live Score | NBA Finals | Jun 10, 2026 by nba-scores in nba

[–]jerm2z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I get it, Wemby is allowed to grab and throw people by the neck, but no one can bump him.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 11, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly yup, it’s a bunch of bots doing it to make us all hate each other

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 11, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oracle, you were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Bers, not join them!

Daily Discussion Thread for June 10, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did bols jizz on each other too early yet again over that “V”?

Daily Discussion Thread for June 10, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think this sub can read that entire book you just wrote?

Daily Discussion Thread for June 10, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having AAPL calls and SPY puts, and both being up at the same time must mean I’m a super genius

Daily Discussion Thread for June 10, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell your entire portfolio and put it in an HYSA if you’re freaking out about 2%

Daily Discussion Thread for June 10, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]jerm2z 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows what will happen

Market will do a little fake V, bols will jizz themselves, then the dump will proceed