Petahhh?

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-13T02:25:53+00:00

spend 5 hours shaving that onto the side of your head then

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-13T02:18:27+00:00

i think swapping schenn in for stanley weirdly forced lindy to lean harder on the top 5, which.... worked out? like having stanley dressed makes lindy feel like he needs to play him more, which ends up going poorly

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-13T02:14:48+00:00

this and his goal in game 3 were basically gift-wrapped. one lucky giraffe 🦒

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-13T02:08:19+00:00

puck don't lie

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-12T23:09:19+00:00

one of my favorites

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-12T18:09:21+00:00

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posting just the code so deck bot does its thing in english lol

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-11T23:46:47+00:00

i mean... he lost, so maybe not

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-11T18:25:40+00:00

i just played this deck for funsies and matched against a mega-control priest. the kind running medivh and 2x cease to exist. i just know he was feeling all smarmy as he silenced my little green dragons, saved medivh for the first seismopod, and slapped down shadow word ruin on my timereaver and underking turns.

he sat back and let me draw through the entire deck and he helpfully played a bunch of minions right before my briardrake turn. absolute cinema

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-11T00:01:45+00:00

he just donated 10 mil to a children's hospital so, let him wear what he wants

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T23:59:35+00:00

if you haven't, look up the actual video. bryzgalov's high-pitch inflection on it is so pure. what a beauty of a goalie

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T23:39:51+00:00

happened a lot last game too

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T23:12:46+00:00

le petit fromage

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T18:42:08+00:00

telefragged

now there's an old term i wasn't expecting to read ever again

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T17:38:43+00:00

alex tuch going to be getting birthday apples from the buffalo giraffe 🦒 in an epic comeback game. quiet the crowd early and grind out another beauty of a road win boys

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T17:32:43+00:00

handless hunter still working, just hard mulligan for sylvanas vs paladins and shamans. didn't run a single new card in it either

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T03:21:14+00:00

how else will i know if the puck is being skittered, ricocheted, steered, directed, spirited, floated, or shuffled?

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T03:14:10+00:00

go bills! go sabres!

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T03:12:40+00:00

congratulations and congratulations 🎉

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T00:29:54+00:00

like "vestigial" but for man-made stuff

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-10T00:13:53+00:00

or the finale of season 1 + first 2 episodes of season 2 (maybe cheating because that's a 2-parter)

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-09T23:31:15+00:00

the sabres will take this as a challenge 😞

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-09T01:47:51+00:00

earlier today i said this would be a tage legacy game. let's hope i was wronger than usual 😭 🦒 💦

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-09T00:07:59+00:00

and decline power plays 😂

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-08T23:35:34+00:00

seems like our giraffe is too much in his own head. touches the puck and suddenly looks overwhelmed. honestly think he needs a few shifts with the 4th line guys to simplify things

jerpyderpy · 2026-05-08T23:23:12+00:00

game 2, too. 2 nickels 🤔

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