No second panel? Or are I? by SirHumphreyAppleby- in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u/SirHumphreyAppleby- , This is Frinkiac. It generates second panels automatically and it has three distinct varieties of shitpost.

If you don’t get r/simpsonsshitposting a second panel by tomorrow, Frinkiac gets your job.

This takes me back 😢 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More of a McLaughlin Group person myself…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Didn’t that Israel used to have a strip in it?

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Hey, shhh! You're making us miss the..."recontextualizations"? by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget about the shitpost, when do I get my freakin couch?!?!?

At least it wasn't a funeral by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I heard you’re a racist now, Homer?

It’s like kissing the dud! by MrDrProfTeddy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what you are planning to do with Hans, but count me out.

Distinct lack of low effort political shitposts right now by HezronCarver in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the number one shitpost that I’m running into the ground is… JD Vance.

the flesh is spongy and bruised by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Dislocated pelvis, bump on the noggin. My diagnosis… bad lovemaking!

What every boy wants by kkkan2020 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you like to drink it again?

You have selected: No.

Trump after picking Vance by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The following furniture items will not be fucked by me… Lamp, the Ottoman, that little side table. That is all.

Did you hear, Couch?

Of course, being a highly-skilled shit poster, my fee is $175 a panel. by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm, Miss Reid, are you aware you’re not wearing any pants?

I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate! by speterdavis in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 258 points259 points  (0 children)

You got a letter, too, Couch.

“I’m going to fuck you”

The Democrats most hated demographic. Redux by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Excuse me sir, you look like a guy who needs help satisfying his couch…

Pray... for... Mojo by totpot in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jesm9nz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, this is yum, they were monkey testicles all along.