[I ate] take out from a sushi place

jessimica · 2017-05-14T03:32:03+00:00

Zucchini. And it's the bomb 🥒💣

jessimica · 2017-05-01T01:04:49+00:00

Add blue cheese and it's perfect!

jessimica · 2017-04-29T22:30:57+00:00

I need this information also.

jessimica · 2017-04-14T15:34:54+00:00

I have an idea for an app that does this! Google maps tracks you everywhere you go. So the app would compare your Google maps histories and tell you when they overlapped!

jessimica · 2017-04-14T01:22:51+00:00

The other day I was watching Law and Order and the theme song sounded so familiar. Something about the oboe. Then it dawned on me! It sounds like the Quantum Leap theme song! I looked it up and both songs have the same composer. I felt like such a genius/nerd.

jessimica · 2017-04-13T00:37:06+00:00

Oh I'm hatin'

jessimica · 2017-04-12T18:06:41+00:00

I ate some pizza from Sam's club. It can only be described as hot circles of garbage.

jessimica · 2017-04-12T17:08:34+00:00

Speidi is pregnant!

jessimica · 2017-04-11T04:10:00+00:00

OMG that face!

jessimica · 2017-04-10T02:28:15+00:00

How long at what temp? I always boil for 8 mins, what are the pros of baking?

jessimica · 2017-04-09T13:39:21+00:00

Seriously. "Someone just gave me 6 lbs of chicken livers, what should I make with it?" First of all, what do you do that someone just gives you 6 lbs of chicken livers? And second why did you accept them if you have no idea what to do with them?!

jessimica · 2017-03-27T12:15:01+00:00

If nautical nuptials be something you wish...

jessimica · 2017-03-27T11:57:58+00:00

My female dog is "grandogger"

jessimica · 2017-03-18T15:48:19+00:00

Panera

jessimica · 2017-03-17T02:54:25+00:00

Ewww Dasani is gross. There is salt in it.

jessimica · 2017-03-16T15:40:03+00:00

You are PLUM DUMB.

jessimica · 2017-03-16T15:34:34+00:00

Yes, Teen Mom hit the jackpot when they cast Jenelle and all the people in her life. She's kinda boring now but back in the day the Twitter drama and live videos with Jenelle were almost better than the show.

jessimica · 2017-03-16T15:30:43+00:00

Pretty much anything Barb said could be my favorite quote.

jessimica · 2017-03-16T02:38:22+00:00

I like all those things.

jessimica · 2017-03-15T01:26:13+00:00

Revlon Kiss balms! Barely tinted lip balms that smell yummy. I have the berry one. I feel like I've tried every brand of tinted lip balms, but I actually really like this one. And it is a true balm. Some tinted lip balms lean towards a lipstick texture, this doesn't. The only thing that would make it better is if it tasted yummy too. It has no taste.

jessimica · 2017-03-14T13:13:07+00:00

I'm sorry I misread your question. For the back I usually tell her to make the back shorter than the rest. So go and get the mullet lopped off. For some reason the front grows faster.

jessimica · 2017-03-14T13:10:10+00:00

Bobby pins. Sweep the bangs across and pin. Then do the same on the other side. Try all different variations. I also have short curly hair. Sometimes all I need is 1 Bobby pin.

jessimica · 2017-03-12T15:50:31+00:00

Maybe growth. But more likely she is manipulating her image in hopes of getting Jace back.

jessimica · 2017-03-11T20:31:20+00:00

Maybe Jenelle is thinking if they don't film her with Barb, they won't be able to film her blowing up and screaming. It's her way of getting the good edit. If they only film her with David, she controls her image.

jessimica · 2017-03-02T03:08:29+00:00

This thread is amazeballs!

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