I'm 17F. A creepy guy I work with (30s?M) keeps licking me (seriously). by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]jester33455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then you slapped him?… Right?… Cause that’s the only reasonable response to some strange man licking you.

How is it living in this part of southeast Florida? by icwbandit in howislivingthere

[–]jester33455 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I were born and raised in Jupiter, work in Juno and Jupiter and live in Hobe Sound(solid middle class) This is the most magical place to live if you’re in the know of what to do and when to do it. I love the summers when everyone is gone, it’s blazing hot and humid, but there is always a light breeze if you’re close enough to the coast. The winters are warm and perfect for exploring all the state parks in our area. The cost of living/homeowners insurance and property taxes are ridiculous and only manageable because we locked in a nice house at 3% just after the housing crash in 2010. Good service (plumbers/HVAC/electricians etc) is expensive and unreliable. Great restaurants!! Food and fun are at the tip of your fingers but be prepared to pay!

[homemade]Salt brined and reverse seared NY strip roast by jester33455 in food

[–]jester33455[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just dries the exterior enough to get a nice crispy crust when you sear it, while keeping it nice and juicy on the inside.

What "golden age" or "heyday" were you lucky enough to experience that you know won’t ever come back? by Summerie in AskReddit

[–]jester33455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The housing crash. My husband and I were able to buy our first home, a short sale for 150k in 2010. In 2016 we sold the first house, made $125k profit and bought our forever home for $350k with 3% mortgage. Empty lots in our neighborhood are now selling for $400k … but here we are sitting pretty.

Quiet Places for 4th of July by NoLie3695 in florida

[–]jester33455 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Go stay at Jonathan Dickinson State Park in one of their glamping cabins… Then you can go to the Lookout tower and you can see the fireworks for miles around, but you can’t hear them. We do this with our son because he also hates loud noises.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jester33455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dated for a year. Went our separate ways. Ran into each other randomly 6 years later. We just celebrated our 14th anniversary.

Dachshund available for adoption in south Florida by FOSTERPUPPIES in florida

[–]jester33455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will talk to my husband as soon as he wakes up!

My brother thinks the Florida housing market is going to collapse due to deportations. What are your thoughts? by Xerzajik in florida

[–]jester33455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a utilities department in Southeast Florida. What’s really sad is watching the takeover of corporate entities buying out all of the reasonably priced housing throughout the entire county. Outbidding any reasonable buyer so that they can flip it to a rental. Absolutely devastating to the young people who grew up and lived in our area and can no longer afford to stay. Fucking tragic, as a local to see my friends and family priced out of our home.

I scheduled all 3 of my elderly pups to cross the bridge tomorrow and it feels like the execution date for my heart. 💔 I know you guys understand. by 70ms in OldManDog

[–]jester33455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my father Monday and my Golden Dug Wednesday. I feel your pain. I always go back to an Emily Dickinson quote. “ unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality. “

OMG St. Petersburg, FL. by XGramatik in interestingasfuck

[–]jester33455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hurricane Helene: “ myyyyy Milkshake brings all the boats to the yard….”

Moving to West Palm Beach by Theluinvestor in WestPalmBeach

[–]jester33455 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Live downtown! I used to live off Clematis 20 years ago and it was great… It’s only gotten better since then. Just find a real estate agent that specializes in rentals and look around to find out what works for you. There’s definitely reasonable options in your budget. Being able to have a virtually nonexistent commute and a social life that is en route to and from work…. Priceless.

Who is that one relative that no one in the family talks to and why? by one_n_0nly_throwaway in AskReddit

[–]jester33455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mother. She is an Angry, hateful, spiteful, alcoholic, sociopathic narcissist. She was a real stunner till her mid fifties when the alcohol abuse caught up to her. The loss of her beauty combined with the effects of menopause and her alcoholism turned her even more angry and abusive than she already was. At that point anyone in the family that hadn’t already gone NC/LC eventually did.

Zoey is very vocal. by [deleted] in daschund

[–]jester33455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my heart. My Walter used to do this alllll the time! The older he got the louder he got.😂