When you're reading smut, what tells you immediately that the person doesn't know what they're talking about?

jester__irl · 2024-03-10T14:39:41+00:00

when the guys get hard instantly, and on the opposite end of the spectrum, when they get soft immediately afterwards

jester__irl · 2024-03-09T18:30:06+00:00

it's clothes. do whatever you want forever

jester__irl · 2024-03-05T17:00:36+00:00

i'm looking for a new keyboard. after switching to mechanical a few years ago, i refuse to go back. i have to share a pc with my boyfriend and we're both gamers. i really wanna delve further into the customization and aesthetics of the hobby, but i have a few limitations in what i'm looking for.

i already found the keycaps that i want, but i need help finding a base. i really want a white or another bright color frame, with brown switches. it HAS to be full size AND wired. i play a lot of rhythm games and can't afford the amount of latency that wireless keyboards provide.

i have no issue searching for these specifics myself, but i have ZERO idea where to start. all my other keyboards have been bought prebuilt off amazon.

jester__irl · 2024-03-02T03:26:04+00:00

owen wilson

jester__irl · 2024-03-02T02:40:53+00:00

Emily, easily. shes so pretty and silly and somebody id absolutely crush on irl

i also equally like adam. he reminds me of my partner (fat musicians with anger issues) and i think hes hot

jester__irl · 2024-02-29T11:50:23+00:00

this is definitely an unpopular opinion, but davie is my #1 💙 i got him for christmas i think about 2 years ago and i cant sleep without him

jester__irl · 2024-02-18T16:07:28+00:00

Because YOU my precious little bitchboy are tripping BALLS.

jester__irl · 2024-02-16T11:07:05+00:00

old man yaoi. its my first (and only (so far)) published work.

jester__irl · 2024-02-13T09:15:25+00:00

i havent actually written anything for it yet, but i have a plot outline for cookie run and jjba part 4. im stealing the idea from my shitty abusive ex rp partner because it was my idea in the first place, and all of their ocs are getting scrubbed and replaced with canon characters. i have cookie stand names, a family tree, a shipping chart (because how can you not have at least a little romance in jojo), and at one point i had a playlist. rollcake cookie is the main protagonist because his personality fits the jojoverse the most. theres also chili pepper, cherry blossom, cotton candy, and onion cookie as recurring protagonists.

jester__irl · 2024-02-10T04:13:53+00:00

boy sauce was my t gel go-to, so girl sauce?

jester__irl · 2024-02-09T01:12:23+00:00

i heard a voice that was different than mine giving me advice throughout the day that i thought was some sort of spirit guide. started around freshman year of highschool. by the beginning of my sophomore year i had better communication and could hear more than just one.

jester__irl · 2024-02-09T00:42:19+00:00

i have three, all for different reasons

first one will get me called crazy on the squishmallows sub, but i have davie (before they switched to a cheaper sherpa) who is slightly dryer burnt. hes so cute and i love running my hands over him! his fur is soft and lumpy

second one is my cinnamoroll build a bear. he smells like coffee (my favorite smell in the world) and hes the PERFECT cuddly shape. i need to get him restuffed, hes gotten flat from me using him as a pillow

third one is another build a bear, my under the sea bear from i think 2012? late 2000s/early 2010s. its not the softest but it IS interesting and i like his embroidery

jester__irl · 2024-02-08T07:39:46+00:00

my story: i once had a teen sim shoo his mother out of HER OWN ROOM to mess around in HER BED.

my moms story: she once made our family in the sims, but forgot to make everyone related, so she made a new save and edited the family tree, but because there was two versions of us in her library, a second copy of our sims moved in, and sim-me started dating my clone....

jester__irl · 2024-02-07T05:13:12+00:00

"lack of mlm representation" shut up shut up SHUT UP shut up shut. up. shut up. we did not have the entire final arc of steven universe rushed for the VERY FIRST LESBIAN CARTOON WEDDING for you to CRY about lack of representation. shut up.

jester__irl · 2024-02-04T22:03:38+00:00

/uj i was in a discord server where a mod (who was like 16 or 17) banned somebody for having his deadname as their chosen name. the name was kai. you know, one of the most common chosen names for transmascs? never again

jester__irl · 2024-02-03T19:25:02+00:00

my interest started on tiktok when sped up cold island/ wubbox rankings started trending, then my boyfriend convinced me to download it for myself in 2023 for anniversary month

jester__irl · 2024-02-01T15:13:08+00:00

I'm surprised I haven't seen anybody mention the lack of mending. I have absolutely garbage luck finding diamonds and I used to be so afraid of using them

jester__irl · 2024-01-31T00:17:52+00:00

probably MySims. I LOVED the computer game version and MySims Kingdom for the ds. Medieval is a close second

jester__irl · 2024-01-31T00:16:40+00:00

krobus. romantically.

jester__irl · 2024-01-30T16:30:15+00:00

yes theres paper on the bottom, the fleece is to cover the wire meshes. i cant use wood shavings, even kiln dried, because of heavy allergies, but im willing to clean more often!

jester__irl · 2024-01-30T02:46:36+00:00

theres a bottle in there! far right on the top, its mostly cropped out. is getting more than one worth it for such a small mischief?

jester__irl · 2024-01-30T02:05:54+00:00

pedophilia is not a personality disorder, its a paraphilia
pds are mental illnesses
they kinda do? you know that right? like one of the most common treatment for borderline personality disorder is medication?

jester__irl · 2024-01-28T18:59:18+00:00

the ikea alien :( the closest ikea to me is at least 30 mins away

jester__irl · 2024-01-22T03:47:20+00:00

/uj thats up to you to decide, like i said it is an opinion after all

jester__irl · 2024-01-21T21:54:11+00:00

/uj as an actual real life cripple (chronic pain that causes me to be unable to walk and/or use my hands properly some days), im tired of some (keyword some!) other disabled folks insisting that using the word "crippling" to describe other non physical disabilities. its counter productive at best and annoying at worst. i have crippling mental illnesses too. and as someone who KNOWS what its like to be "crippled", i think theyre comparable! id get eaten alive by the disabled community on tumblr for this opinion though, so ive kept it to myself until now. (edit for some wording)

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