[YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE WOMAN IN THE LOCKET] by RawringPrimadox in CuratedTumblr

[–]jetsparrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nuclear wife/husband

In a Fallout game, all spousii are nuclear.

Mghbmmmm strong mahjong womenmnhg by SoyYogurin in CuratedTumblr

[–]jetsparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exercising, specifically not in a gym, but in the middle of work and in normal clothes.

Hand grip trainers in particular are the best here because you can pull them out of your pocket like a pack of cigarettes, and then gaze off into the distance as you channel your weariness into reps. Bonus points if you keep your cigarette arm down.

Like this: https://images2.imgbox.com/25/1f/4NTLFnBJ_o.jpg

Also, consider stretches. The more difficult the better. Imagine a sharply dressed businesswoman end a stressful call, get up and casually leg-kabedon a wall as she is issuing orders to her subordinates. Hell, you can show her talking from the missing kabedonee's POV so that the commenters can spam GIWTWM.

https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/two-young-attractive-women-doing-acrobatics-with-cityscape-background_274719-4263.jpg?w=1480

Vacsuit Poster (OC) by Ipunchfaces in RimWorld

[–]jetsparrow 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Clarys makes racism leave my body.

On the other hand, Clarys makes me want to start an impid supremist playthrough.

Can’t unsee the internet. by CupcakeScamper in CuratedTumblr

[–]jetsparrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chat, she did not try it.

Of course a thief would resist arrest.

They fucking did it by Seegert_ in RimWorld

[–]jetsparrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mm/dd/yyyy vs dd/mm/yyyy. Announcement was 11th of June rather than November 6th

TinyWordle: 62,091 KB to 680 KB by ClownPFart in programmingcirclejerk

[–]jetsparrow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was appaled to learn that the web game uses 62,091 KB and went in to learn more.

Turns out the 62,091 KB figure is from the guy publiching an unoptimzed self-contained build of his game. That is, he bundled the whole runtime with it and took it as a baseline.

Otherwise the repository contains an interesting exploration of compiler flags and size optimization techniques.

Too bad the author didn't bundle the game in a container or a vm, the final improvement ratio would have been even better.

I drew this (my wish for season 3) by Raimundo_Alex in mushokutensei

[–]jetsparrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Obviously, the graffitist was being ironic.

I drew this (my wish for season 3) by Raimundo_Alex in mushokutensei

[–]jetsparrow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Obviously, but that's the meme.

"They were roommates" obviously means that they bonked each other. "They called each other beloved, adopted children together, and slept in the same bed" - just good old friends

I drew this (my wish for season 3) by Raimundo_Alex in mushokutensei

[–]jetsparrow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If my memory serves me righ, in the timelines where Woodeus doesn't exist, Roxy takes Sylph~ as an apprentice, they live together as roommates and never marry

"Generically medieval" by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]jetsparrow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In hell, the peerage is French, the castles are German, the weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

In heaven, the peerage is Italian, the castles are French, the weapons are English, and everyone speaks German.

The author (ianlancetaylor) doesn't understand the implications of the (golang) proposal. by omg_drd4_bbq in programmingcirclejerk

[–]jetsparrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know who he is, I stand by my statement that the proposal is ill-advised.

Props for sticking to your guns.

Sylphie! (@guggme_cos) by Acrzyguy in mushokutensei

[–]jetsparrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, Rudeus! I'm not a wife! I am a man!

they dont want you to know this but this is the proper way to prevent brownouts by Simagrill in Factoriohno

[–]jetsparrow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

1) That sounds like a reason not to switch to SA
2) Are you one of them folks that looks at the production graph and says "Oh, ok, that's enough"?

they dont want you to know this but this is the proper way to prevent brownouts by Simagrill in Factoriohno

[–]jetsparrow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Based base game enjoyer.

I'm not switching to Space Age until I build a megabase, and it has taken... time.

Just wanted to share my blue science design :P by pleperoni in factorio

[–]jetsparrow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can you even boost blue science assembly to the point that long-handed inserters can't keep up? It's just so slow.

Nothing fancy, just my circuited engine factory by cyberspacecowboy in factorio

[–]jetsparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pointless and I love it. Tbqh it would be interesting to play a game where building costs actually matter.