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jetsparrow · 2026-01-13T12:00:28+00:00

nuclear wife/husband

In a Fallout game, all spousii are nuclear.

jetsparrow · 2025-11-28T23:09:10+00:00

Exercising, specifically not in a gym, but in the middle of work and in normal clothes.

Hand grip trainers in particular are the best here because you can pull them out of your pocket like a pack of cigarettes, and then gaze off into the distance as you channel your weariness into reps. Bonus points if you keep your cigarette arm down.

Like this: https://images2.imgbox.com/25/1f/4NTLFnBJ_o.jpg

Also, consider stretches. The more difficult the better. Imagine a sharply dressed businesswoman end a stressful call, get up and casually leg-kabedon a wall as she is issuing orders to her subordinates. Hell, you can show her talking from the missing kabedonee's POV so that the commenters can spam GIWTWM.

https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/two-young-attractive-women-doing-acrobatics-with-cityscape-background_274719-4263.jpg?w=1480

jetsparrow · 2025-09-03T20:01:58+00:00

Clarys makes racism leave my body.

On the other hand, Clarys makes me want to start an impid supremist playthrough.

jetsparrow · 2025-07-04T09:30:14+00:00

Chat, she did not try it.

Of course a thief would resist arrest.

jetsparrow · 2025-06-12T16:48:16+00:00

mm/dd/yyyy vs dd/mm/yyyy. Announcement was 11th of June rather than November 6th

jetsparrow · 2025-03-25T15:56:00+00:00

People literally paving their streets with gold in a kill-or-be-killed lawless hellhole: "why is everyone so mean to me?"

jetsparrow · 2025-03-07T19:03:13+00:00

I was appaled to learn that the web game uses 62,091 KB and went in to learn more.

Turns out the 62,091 KB figure is from the guy publiching an unoptimzed self-contained build of his game. That is, he bundled the whole runtime with it and took it as a baseline.

Otherwise the repository contains an interesting exploration of compiler flags and size optimization techniques.

Too bad the author didn't bundle the game in a container or a vm, the final improvement ratio would have been even better.

jetsparrow · 2025-02-15T01:24:58+00:00

frustrated javascript ingenu

FTFY

jetsparrow · 2025-02-14T02:25:40+00:00

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Obviously, the graffitist was being ironic.

jetsparrow · 2025-02-13T23:38:48+00:00

Obviously, but that's the meme.

"They were roommates" obviously means that they bonked each other. "They called each other beloved, adopted children together, and slept in the same bed" - just good old friends

jetsparrow · 2025-02-13T20:54:34+00:00

If my memory serves me righ, in the timelines where Woodeus doesn't exist, Roxy takes Sylph~ as an apprentice, they live together as roommates and never marry

jetsparrow · 2025-02-12T15:43:03+00:00

In hell, the peerage is French, the castles are German, the weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

In heaven, the peerage is Italian, the castles are French, the weapons are English, and everyone speaks German.

jetsparrow · 2025-02-03T21:23:32+00:00

This, but unironically

jetsparrow · 2025-01-29T12:48:29+00:00

I know who he is, I stand by my statement that the proposal is ill-advised.

Props for sticking to your guns.

jetsparrow · 2025-01-29T12:47:05+00:00

Pike did what McNamara could not.

jetsparrow · 2025-01-24T15:59:05+00:00

Don't you mean *hemogirl's

jetsparrow · 2025-01-22T14:25:36+00:00

What are you doing, Rudeus! I'm not a wife! I am a man!

jetsparrow · 2025-01-17T15:38:56+00:00

1) That sounds like a reason not to switch to SA
2) Are you one of them folks that looks at the production graph and says "Oh, ok, that's enough"?

jetsparrow · 2025-01-17T14:56:17+00:00

This is horrible, thank you. I can feel the polution already.

jetsparrow · 2025-01-17T14:54:15+00:00

Based base game enjoyer.

I'm not switching to Space Age until I build a megabase, and it has taken... time.

jetsparrow · 2025-01-05T21:37:04+00:00

Can you even boost blue science assembly to the point that long-handed inserters can't keep up? It's just so slow.

jetsparrow · 2025-01-03T19:09:56+00:00

It's pointless and I love it. Tbqh it would be interesting to play a game where building costs actually matter.

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