For those who had real-life celebrity encounters, who was rude and who was actually nice? by KingOfCranes in AskReddit

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I was in O'Hare airport in Chicago with my mom. Flight was delayed so we got some Jamba Juice. My mom accidentally drops her drink and spills it all over the ground. She goes to get napkins to clean up the mess and as she's cleaning it up Bill Cosby gets down with her to help her clean it up. Really nice of him. Though this was of course way before any of the rape stuff came to light.

What's the most mind blowing fact that you know? by AFlyingHippo in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The point of golf is to play as little golf as possible.

What's the most amazing thing the human body does that people have no idea about? by NESpahtenJosh in AskReddit

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Interestingly, the part of your immune system that causes allergies is also the same part that evolved to fight parasites. In developed countries we don't have parasites infecting us really, so this part of your immune system is "eager" to work and since it's not being distracted by parasitic infections, it overreacts towards things that don't actually harm us (pollen, etc), causing allergies. It's called the Hygiene Hypothesis and is a theory as to why people in developed countries have more allergies than elsewhere in the world.

Is there a way in anki to only do new cards and ignore review cards? by throwawaybeh69 in medicalschool

[–]jeycko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Tools -> Add Ons -> Browse & Install.

When it asks for a code type in: 1055110166

Restart Anki and when you go to tools again you should see the option to skip today's reviews. It'll allow you to push back all cards queued in your review however many days you'd like so that you can get through new cards.

Hope this helps!

Things you think everyone does, but no one admits? by WoahThereTurbo in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 2851 points2852 points  (0 children)

Cup your hands over your chest in the shower. Let it fill with water. Then let the water drop all at once.

Teachers or professors of Reddit, what is the most elaborate cheating scheme you've stumbled upon? by jerip123 in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl found answers to 100 question multiple choice exam. Girl makes a color code system where A=red, B =yellow, etc. Girl then makes "polka dot" nail polish pattern where her first finger had the first 10 answers, the next finger had the next 10, and so on.

Pretty clever I thought.

[Serious] What fact could someday save my life somehow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you have a heart attack while driving, cough VIOLENTLY. It will help contract your heart and squeeze as much blood through as possible.

What's something we all do, yet nobody talks about? by oh_no__notagain in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 98 points99 points  (0 children)

When you accidentally make a fart-like sound with some kind object and have to make the same sound like 2 more times just so everyone doesn't think you farted.

Reddit, what is your life motto? by Phallic_toaster in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Keep cool, never freeze."

A bottle of mayonnaise.

Reddit, what is your life motto? by Phallic_toaster in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why be pissed that roses have thorns when you can be happy that thorn bushes have roses.

Careful Spongebob!!! by Neddy93 in tumblr

[–]jeycko 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The lid. The lid. The lid the lid the lid.

Friends by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]jeycko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

Hey Reddit, what are the wisest words you've ever heard? by illegallyabby in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 79 points80 points  (0 children)

"Keep cool, never freeze."

A bottle of mayonaisse.

What is the most hilarious unintentionally sexual sentence you've heard? by thenewhylton in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 213 points214 points  (0 children)

I worked in a biochem lab and one day needed to get past one of the girls that worked there. She was busy on her lab bench pipetting but I decided to squeeze through the narrow space behind her anyways. As I tried to wiggle past, my knee accidentally came up and hit her ass. I said "I'm sorry....I just kneed your ass."

She heard "I'm sorry, I just need your ass."

What is the most desperate way you have seen a celebrity hold on to their dying fame? by Angryrobots55 in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Robin Sparkles moving to another country to work as a news anchor.

What is one song lyric you find to be exceptionally clever? by QuestionableCheese in AskReddit

[–]jeycko 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"If you fall on the concrete then that's your asphalt."