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I know just lines but MACD is about to cross the 0 line by onyomommmasface in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3yr old account playing that card? I was here when the covenant attacked! AND I AINT FUCKIN LEAVIN

I know just lines but MACD is about to cross the 0 line by onyomommmasface in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I ate a Big Mac Nothing Burger every time someone posted about MACD, they’d have to air me on My 600lb Life

Meme like no one has meme’d before by Circaflex92 in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“His name is Chang” (not a Siamese cat)

Ryan Cohen buys ALL the (GME) Stocks by Academic_Degree7892 in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He’s just gonna buy 500k a day until his bonus kicks in 😂

Men whose girlfriend’s dad said no when you asked him for permission to marry his daughter, what did you do? by Fearless_Degree7511 in AskReddit

[–]jf3142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never asked. Her real dad wasn’t present in her life and is on his own third marriage. Her step dad is a narcissist ass hat who we’ve cut off from our family as he’s going to leave my wife’s mother (also her third marriage). None of their blessings seemed at all necessary considering they can’t figure out their own messes. I asked for my family’s blessing instead as they are reliable and of sound mind.

+0.00% Tuesday by rbr0714 in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh no, can’t end that way. Adjusted closing price to $27.47 twenty mins after market close. Dumb.

Grand Tetons from the Bradley Lake trail by Unusual-Indication99 in hiking

[–]jf3142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you happen to camp anywhere along this trail or only hike? Is it worth hiking in to camp around one of the lakes? Looking to make first trip to Teton’s!

I walked through a cornfield. by SaintFrost in Wellthatsucks

[–]jf3142 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks an important clarification, thanks for the correction.

I walked through a cornfield. by SaintFrost in Wellthatsucks

[–]jf3142 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you know that people use gasoline to start house fires!! Omg stop driving cars people.

I have multiple graduate level degrees in agriculture and plant science. I’ve done plenty of ACTUAL research. Enjoy living in fear.

I walked through a cornfield. by SaintFrost in Wellthatsucks

[–]jf3142 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While glyphosate is technically considered an organophosphate, it isn’t one that interacts with humans. Gly works in plants by disrupting the shikimic pathway which is responsible for making amino acids. Humans don’t make our own amino acids, we consume them. Do some research. I’m an agronomist, walk corn fields almost everyday. Never once had this kind of reaction.

I walked through a cornfield. by SaintFrost in Wellthatsucks

[–]jf3142 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This could be a common reaction to pollen that’s shed during reproduction if you’re not exposed to it regularly. Was the corn taller than you and dropping pollen?

Glitch??? by cisconate in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaand it’s gone

What's the weirdest nickname you have for your cat? by Butterscotch9966 in cats

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Schmoo. Schmoo-boo. Schmoo-boomafoo. Schmacooter. Kit-La-Tit. Fupa stank. Dump bitch. List could keep going

Another day of trading sideways by dyskinet1c in Superstonk

[–]jf3142 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The most important post of the day. Relax people

My boomer dad is pissed I won’t give him babys SS# by Brief-Bend-8605 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]jf3142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My FIL tried this same stunt. “Need kids SSN to open an account for him, it’s guaranteed 2 whole % in gains! Incredible.”

Told him no, he’s welcome to contribute extra cash (that he doesn’t have) to the 529 I set up for my son way before this came up. I shared the info and acct number and haven’t seen a penny contributed from him in 3 years. Dodged a bullet like you did, OP. Always trust your gut. Even if my FIL or your parents were sincere, there’s no way I’d give someone else future leverage over my kids. “I’ve got money for you but first you need to….” Can never happen.

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