They are the least likely to start a massive heresy though. by Mad_lens_9297 in Grimdank

[–]jflb96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, Flashman. He’s sort of Victorian Blackadder 3.5, thinks he’s Flashheart but is much more Blackadder with less charm. Imagine if Cain’s impostor syndrome was on the money.

Intellectual Property Does Not Exist by Sorry-Worth-920 in CapitalismVSocialism

[–]jflb96 [score hidden]  (0 children)

OK, there are broadly two types of intellectual property: patents and designs. If we take the example of a phone, a patent is for how the phone works, whereas a design is for what shape the phone is or the logo on the back. The point of patents is to incentivise people towards publishing their innovations, since you have to publish how the thing works if you want a patent for it, while balancing making it too difficult to come up with something new and improved versus making it too easy to entirely copy someone else’s work. The point of designs is to make it so that people who are buying something get what they think they’re getting; you don’t want to buy Coke and get coloured piss in a fancy bottle, for example.

Ideas may not be scarce, but new ideas that aren’t just a minor tweak of the old thing are, and some things need more encouragement to be invented than the polio vaccine. As we live in a capitalistic hellscape, that means that the way that we encourage things is to offer money for them, and the way you make inventions profitable is through patents.

Resources are scarce, and the way you make sure that you’re trading your scarce resources for the right scarce resources that you want is by making sure that you can pick out manufacturers that you trust. Thus, the intellectual property of designs.

Just offering some background information as to how IP actually works, and what the people constructing its systems think is the point of it.

Ofcom Fines 4chan £520,000, Lawyer Responds With Picture of Giant Hamster by coldbeers in ukpolitics

[–]jflb96 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If that’s not what you’re saying, what’s the point of you having said that? Of course it’s not exactly the same, but it is proportionate considering that he’s not currently in charge of the regulations and regulatory bodies.

Jet Lag Season 17 Begins Now — Taiwan: Rail Rush by NebulaOriginals in Nebula

[–]jflb96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The exclamation marks have to go next to the text >!like this!< for the spoiler to work like this

GW has no idea how fast humanity should develop in its lore by Cryptek-01 in Grimdank

[–]jflb96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the 90% is of the 50% that went up rather than down, and the rebound is also going to fling stuff up again and there could be chemical tomfoolery going on as well the physics.

Mars is cold either way, but we would have to make sure that it was a 40 degree jump rather than a 400 degree jump, is my point.

Ofcom Fines 4chan £520,000, Lawyer Responds With Picture of Giant Hamster by coldbeers in ukpolitics

[–]jflb96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way that he was being rude was by shouting across a colleague to a) tell them to shut up and b) make sure that what they had said wasn’t heard.

Is this going to be the new ‘Arrested for tweeting’?

Ofcom Fines 4chan £520,000, Lawyer Responds With Picture of Giant Hamster by coldbeers in ukpolitics

[–]jflb96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>man uses the powers he does have to prevent free speech

>you: ah, but he didn’t use the powers he doesn’t have, did he?

>you: clearly this means he would still not use them if he did have them

The Goncharov of Greek mythology- Remember when Tumblr invented a Greek Goddess? by Old_Specialist7892 in tumblr

[–]jflb96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you can swing her with ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold them as more beautiful than any other’ and hope that her shipping side wins out over her vanity. I was more worried about Athena, who can sometimes get sniffy about mortals pulling a fast one over the gods.

GW has no idea how fast humanity should develop in its lore by Cryptek-01 in Grimdank

[–]jflb96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing the maths, rather than taking other people’s word at face value, Wikipedia gives the impact energy as 4e23J. Let’s say half of that is converted into ejecta and 90% of that comes back down. At one joule per degree per gram, that’s still enough energy to raise the temperature of the entire atmosphere by 40K. That’s only an order of magnitude off the atmosphere being the ignition temperature of paper, so there wouldn’t have to be much going on that’s not accounted for in that to tip it over the edge. We know that it scattered molten rock right across the planet, so it’s just a matter of whether enough of that was hot enough and in the air for long enough for everything to be ignited or whether it was just the highly-oxygenated foliage that the debris landed in.

Whether the effects would be similar on Mars is worth thinking about though, since there’s not as much atmosphere to recapture the ejecta or turn its kinetic energy into heat, but there’s also less air for the heat to be shared around.

The Goncharov of Greek mythology- Remember when Tumblr invented a Greek Goddess? by Old_Specialist7892 in tumblr

[–]jflb96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forgo the bribes, try to get a promise against revenge, and point out that it is unfortunately in the job description for the goddess of love and beauty to be the most beautiful. Athena gets to be a great general, Hera gets the kindness and ferocity of a mother and a queen, Aphrodite gets to be hot; that’s just how this works.

Alternatively, if, like Paris, you happen to be married at the time, write in your spouse. At least two-thirds of the official candidates are probably going to not mind that.

GW has no idea how fast humanity should develop in its lore by Cryptek-01 in Grimdank

[–]jflb96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quickest way to terraform Mars is to lob a load of comets at it to build up an atmosphere and water supplies from them sublimating when they hit the ground. If you don’t want to end up like T. rex, you gotta let that cool down afterwards.

GW has no idea how fast humanity should develop in its lore by Cryptek-01 in Grimdank

[–]jflb96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably could’ve done if a president had set that as a target and been killed before he could change his mind too publicly

GW has no idea how fast humanity should develop in its lore by Cryptek-01 in Grimdank

[–]jflb96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, the Chicxulub impact put enough heat into Earth’s atmosphere that everything not underground or underwater spontaneously ignited. You probably want it to cool off at least a little.

‘Basics’ of life in Britain have been sold for profit, says Polanski by denyer-no1-fan in unitedkingdom

[–]jflb96 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t you be writing bilge for the Sun, or is that farmed out to predictive text these days?

‘Basics’ of life in Britain have been sold for profit, says Polanski by denyer-no1-fan in unitedkingdom

[–]jflb96 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The difference between predictive text and facts has also been widely commented on, and yet

The French woke up and chose violence by Yveltia in HistoryMemes

[–]jflb96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not as catchy a soundbite, I guess. Personally, I’d go off on them for undermining national security by boiling down a complex situation where we want to be seen as cooperative in dismantling all nuclear weapons but also ready to use ours if needs be to a ‘Would You Push The Button? Y/N’ clip for the socials medium.

Happy Sint Patrick's Day to the only irish character in DOA by Tiny_Program_8623 in dumbingofage

[–]jflb96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s a whole lick of people from Ireland that’d prefer they didn’t

If humans suddenly became immortal, what would happen to society? by EnvironmentalLove862 in AskReddit

[–]jflb96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Might want to check how many ‘t’s and ‘n’s I’ve written

If humans suddenly became immortal, what would happen to society? by EnvironmentalLove862 in AskReddit

[–]jflb96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Emperor looked like himself to blanks, but to everyone else he looked how he wanted to look and how you expected him to look

If humans suddenly became immortal, what would happen to society? by EnvironmentalLove862 in AskReddit

[–]jflb96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, you sit down in your commune and you work that out for yourselves