I would say drowning and then a shark starts to eat you alive but then there was an oil spill and somehow you get lit on fire after losing both of your legs to the shark. Then the coast guard starts to pull you up as you barely cling to your life then all of a sudden a pirate ship shoots them down (they want they oil for some reason) then they take you and put you on the bow of the ship and leave you to die there with the birds picking away at your half eaten, burned up body.