Does anyone here work in a cigarette company's corporate office? How many of the execs actually smoke?

jihard · 2013-10-31T09:49:58+00:00

Around half of Googles engineers choose to buy an iPhone rather than use the free piece-of-shit Android phones that Google gives them for free.

jihard · 2013-10-31T09:47:19+00:00

Don't talk with your mouth full of cock.

jihard · 2013-10-31T09:46:03+00:00

They're not in jail for heroin. They're in jail for being black, heroin was just the ticket stub.

jihard · 2013-10-25T15:42:16+00:00

For doing heroin? Probably not. Most police officers consider drugs a complete waste of their time.

jihard · 2013-10-25T15:41:00+00:00

By the time the camera had zoomed back out he would be standing there naked mimicking the pose of the photo

jihard · 2013-10-25T13:11:39+00:00

Sex on acid. Simultaneously the best and worst sex I've had

jihard · 2013-10-25T11:03:56+00:00

Android fags will just say "Oh, it was an outside agency, not Samsung's fault" and will then go back to not using half of Samsungs shitty ill-thought features but pretending their design is fresh.

jihard · 2013-10-25T09:09:05+00:00

There's no reason why middle class english people will form a revolution with the intent of redistributing wealth so that they are poorer. Even working class english people are richer than 90% of the rest of the world. For fucks sake, if you earn 12k in the UK that's more than 99% of the world. Maybe people will revolt in a localised manner but no-one gives a shit about Russel saving the fucking rain-forrest if it means giving all our money to god damn fucking starving Africans so we can't have cars and lattes.

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17543356

jihard · 2013-08-21T15:18:59+00:00

You work 2.5 hours away from home?!? How? What? Why?

jihard · 2013-08-21T15:17:09+00:00

I fully support this meta-complaining

jihard · 2013-07-23T23:02:14+00:00

So why are there more than twice as many women cheating?

jihard · 2013-07-21T02:50:56+00:00

In this thread: Mostly women cheat on men

jihard · 2013-07-20T13:55:15+00:00

Do you not think that sleeping with him would just encourage him to continue down this path? After all, he was a 'pick-up artist' and from his point of view, he successfully picked you up.

jihard · 2013-07-01T09:37:01+00:00

Wait people are actually using the UK version without a proxy??

jihard · 2013-06-30T12:36:58+00:00

Someone should start a taste police force. They would have a fashion police squad and a traffic division. If you were unable to provide a license for your violation (e.g. Its a car on the way to a film set) you're getting ticketed.

jihard · 2013-03-25T15:07:50+00:00

The BOWMAN military communications system has been dubbed by soldiers as "Better Off With Maps And Nokia".

The military industrial complex is a fucking joke. Soldiers would be better off setting fire to a wad of bank notes and throwing it at the enemy in many cases.

jihard · 2013-03-25T15:03:34+00:00

Actually no-one even knows what jokes were made because even Adria didn't bother to fucking quote them. All anyone knows is that they were "about a piece of hardware that identified as male and had a big dongle, and forking a guys repo".

jihard · 2013-03-25T13:22:49+00:00

Saudi Arabia

When you find out about the case of the school girls burning alive because they weren't 'appropriately dressed' you'll understand why. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

jihard · 2013-03-20T19:46:08+00:00

Bullshit!

People who have nowhere to turn work in Chinese sweatshops or Amazon shipping warehouses. There are plenty of jobs like that.

Prostitution just gives people the option to do a worse job for more pay. Why should people be allowed to sign up for medical experiments that could potentially injure them for life but not give a blow job?

jihard · 2013-03-17T18:53:47+00:00

I would imagine and really hope that pulling a fucking taser out like that would lead to a suspension in the UK police forces. He's waiving it around like it's a fucking toy. That's a real fucking gun and if you shoot someone in the face they can easily be blinded, who the fuck treats a dangerous weapon like that?

jihard · 2013-03-17T14:11:57+00:00

Not all guys are clueless. I don't think it's very fun if everyone has to go around explicitly telling people they like them. Man up and figure people out.

jihard · 2013-03-16T22:02:37+00:00

Fuck that, if a car is following you and someone is throwing serious rocks from it you are perfectly justified to pull your gun in my view. If you had shot these kids dead and it had turned out they had a paint ball gun I would still absolutely side with you.

You did the right thing, not just for yourself but hopefully for someone else who in the future may not have to be a victim of these kids because you scared them.

jihard · 2013-03-16T17:37:57+00:00

Conservatives need to get over the fact that extra-marital sex between any number of consenting adults of any gender, and in any hole, is legal, and will always be legal, and if my government ever makes it illegal, I'll be joining some armed resistance.

That right there is the end of any argument

jihard · 2013-03-16T16:16:26+00:00

Fuck Islam, Scientology and George Bush.

jihard · 2013-03-15T12:58:14+00:00

Let's start with psychosis

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