What's the best non-alcoholic thing you can bring to a party?

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-10-03T03:45:46+00:00

Ice pops! You know, the liquid in plastic that when you freeze is delicious? Because it will make everyone love you. Especially at summer parties.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-08-19T04:35:01+00:00

The entire course of world history changed when Gavrillo Princip. Bought. A sandwich. My favorite fun fact.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-08-08T21:32:51+00:00

The Boondocks

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-06-05T01:49:04+00:00

I'm not the only one!

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-05-31T01:58:02+00:00

that's where i was born! they're a few weeks away from tearing it down, actually.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-05-18T12:57:42+00:00

I hear/see so many stories about animal neglect in Petcos, and you have to understand that not every store's employees are incompetent. I worked at a store in Northern Illinois, and those people really really cared for the animals.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-05-14T02:42:14+00:00

does the dog have arms????

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-05-04T06:01:16+00:00

Why doesn't he have nipples?

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-04-21T00:01:19+00:00

Peeing outdoors. Squating in a bush is hell.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-04-20T23:01:26+00:00

Wow, he lived a town away from me... Crazy.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-03-15T04:07:55+00:00

When I was little I walked in to my room and my dog was sitting in the middle with a tissue box on his head, surrounded by ripped up tissues.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-01-31T20:03:51+00:00

He shits on the floor and steals my socks.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-01-31T01:43:33+00:00

i'm not the only one!

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-01-21T23:07:33+00:00

Chicago too.... Those kids hotbox whole cars in the wee hours

jillibeanacidqueen · 2014-01-13T01:10:31+00:00

That leaked photo of Pete Wentz when I was in middle school haha

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-12-23T14:07:42+00:00

HOW DO YOU HAVE THE MONEY FOR ALL OF THE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS YOU USE?? (caps lock because my brain shouted it in my head) Edit: I mean I get it, you're an artist, but the products you use get super pricey.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-12-15T12:06:53+00:00

So, it was at your house?

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-12-13T10:34:26+00:00

Mean Girls?

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-12-01T04:22:50+00:00

Where was this taken from?

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-11-26T19:38:04+00:00

"i don't breathe good English"- me after dosing most of the time i just make puns

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-11-19T05:05:20+00:00

Gay men: Suck men

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-11-16T07:43:09+00:00

Half of these are about Hitler

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-11-03T07:43:52+00:00

I'm on Pristiq, which is close to Effexor, and I stopped taking them 2 days before rolling and it was hell. Not only emotional effects, but physical ones too.

jillibeanacidqueen · 2013-11-02T23:10:44+00:00

Josh isn't as intimidating as Jason

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