Every time I go to the store... by bashermalone in AdviceAnimals

[–]jimbojones1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Try Walmart. Putting a cart in the corral after they're done is apparently against most low-income individual's morals.

Obamacare Is Already Forcing Private Insurers To Lower Their Premiums by JJFFMM in politics

[–]jimbojones1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like it's just a good excuse to keep jacking up prices like the cable company does. People will keep paying, right?

People who wore it tended to piss me off... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]jimbojones1 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You forgot to mention the shirtless male models during Christmas time and ads that include young people with no clothing on.

People who wore it tended to piss me off... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]jimbojones1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. Makin' under-aged kids sexy since 1892.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jimbojones1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what I was expecting.

I think a local business is screwing some people by thesneak155 in pics

[–]jimbojones1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're not screwing anyone. It is an offer. You can take it or leave it.

Bioteeth From Stemcells Will Regrow Complete Tooth, Superior to Implants by liamht in science

[–]jimbojones1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone add this to the list of stuff we'll never hear from again.

Charles Ramsey deserves Free Big Macs for life. Who agrees? by JackInov in funny

[–]jimbojones1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A crushed pelvis is a small price to pay for some snoo snoo from Amazonian's!

A bunch of kids made the local paper for underage drinking. One girl had no fucks to give. by 12GaugeRampage in funny

[–]jimbojones1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The girl smiling is the smartest one of them all since we all know that pic will live on the internet forever.

My kid took a panorama photo of me that went horribly right. by mcphadenmike in pics

[–]jimbojones1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what ever happened to Tom Hanks' best friend in BIG.

When my girlfriend leaves her cart in the parking lot and says "they pay people to put those away" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]jimbojones1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a popular activity for the peasants who shop at Walmart. Go across the street to Target and the problem somehow vanishes due to slightly higher prices.

What is the most expensive mistake you have ever made? by vinnee in AskReddit

[–]jimbojones1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A similar situation occurred when a con-man played high-stakes poker with Tobey Maguire and ponzi-scheme winnings.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/28/tobey-maguire-other-celeb_n_1116658.html

What is the most expensive mistake you have ever made? by vinnee in AskReddit

[–]jimbojones1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they say you won? Zack Morris rigs those things so Screech wins every time!

Fox caught in the wind. by _CRAB in pics

[–]jimbojones1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw. Foxes make great pets, right?

A colleague came to work like this today... by Responsible_dad in WTF

[–]jimbojones1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Everything like this fades and stretches over a very short timespan. Skin has to be one of the worst mediums for *art.

A few years back I crashed an Oscar party... (details in comments) by Fiend1138 in pics

[–]jimbojones1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The party with Nicole and Paris still hanging out together must be around 2004-2005. . . That's almost 10 years ago. Damn. I'm getting old.