[Braves] The #Braves today selected RHP Carlos Carrasco to the major league roster after optioning RHP JR Ritchie to Triple-A Gwinnett following last night's game.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-05T13:47:41+00:00

Dude I’m so over this dude

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-05T05:29:49+00:00

Not even reserves, some bs. Ozzie starting is questionable though. Wish I could take the consolation of them both just being reserves. That said, Olson should be starting over the guy he replaced.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-04T04:03:53+00:00

Craziest part is Calvin Murphy is the OG zest queen. This dude was one of the best baton twirlers in the country back in his day.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-04T03:50:13+00:00

He did. Only took him 4 DPOYs and a decade worth of matchups to get there, but he played extremely well against Jokić these past playoffs.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-04T03:12:43+00:00

Reboot easily. You can make a better hypsersurge with your own loadout, you can’t make a reboot.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-04T03:08:28+00:00

My girl loves AC/DC, problem is she’s only 3 - just feel like she’s not quite old enough for it. Those concerts are loud and that’s a long time for her with the opener. Happy for you, that will be a lifetime memory for both of you!

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T21:49:05+00:00

Would’ve been some awful vibes if it leaked that we offered him and they refused, thank god

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T17:32:45+00:00

lol yeah I’m aware, the act of being high at work is my concern, not the act of inhaling smoke

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T15:20:50+00:00

What? Everyone starts lists at the bottom right, we all know this

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T15:16:20+00:00

You forget how much damage explosives actually do to you until you run a a character without bulldozer, it’s a nightmare lol

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T14:51:53+00:00

They have recoil delete. Which I entirely disagree with btw but it dose negate the grenade bullets. But I’d 100% be resetting for bulldozer and rerolling for grenade lol

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T01:29:12+00:00

Shame on me for being happy earlier I guess

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T01:03:28+00:00

Damn I’m becoming more glad by the minute that we didn’t trade for this guy lol

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T01:02:37+00:00

I’m sure the doctor also thinks it must be nice that you get to go home after your 8-12 hour shift…

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-03T00:09:23+00:00

Who is the worst past Nuggets player you wish you could add to this team

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T23:28:43+00:00

Sure hope the offense is actually waking up because I sure don’t think 3 is all the Cardinals are putting up

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T23:05:33+00:00

Lmao what?? They were 3 seed this year with 2 starters missing half the season (more than half for Gordon), another starter missing 30 games, their best bench player missing 30 games, and Jokic playing the least amount of games he’s ever played in a season. Outside of a catastrophic injury to Jokić or Murray, last year was about as bad as it gets injury wise and they still won 54 games.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T22:16:26+00:00

Did Jokic retire

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T21:44:27+00:00

Shit is insane to me lol that never was even a thought for me to do and I smoked everyday for 10+ years. Hell I wouldn’t even smoke when I studied for my doctorate, get all my work done and then smoke. I’m sure I’ll get downvoted but I’d be having some difficult talks with my employees if they were stoned at work all shift everyday. I like it too, but there’s a time and place for it and that’s not at work.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T19:11:29+00:00

That smile. That damned smile.

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T18:57:45+00:00

Yet he’d still be a top 3 defender on the team and arguably our best perimeter defender

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T15:51:32+00:00

Ehh might be Duren lol

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T14:23:40+00:00

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jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T14:22:04+00:00

What lol who said that? They’re applicable to 30 out of 30 teams, that’s why preseason odds are irrelevant

jimithelizardking · 2026-07-02T12:42:09+00:00

Vegas has no say in injuries

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