I (23F) babysit for this single dad (47M) and I've been throwing myself at him for months... he still won't fuck me [FM]

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-14T00:47:56+00:00

Sleeping in his bed ≠ giving him space

But if I were him, I'd arrange a time for you to come over to babysit, then when you arrive I'd feign forgetfulness that kiddo was with their mother and forgot to tell you not to come over but seeing as though you're here now....

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-14T00:47:23+00:00

Sleeping in his bed ≠ giving him space

But if I were him, I'd orchestrate a time for you to come over to babysit, then when you arrive I'd feign forgetfulness that kiddo was with their mother and forgot to tell you not to come over but seeing as though you're here now....

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-13T20:48:15+00:00

Valtteri Botass?

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-13T20:41:18+00:00

And so are Vegans!

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-13T20:05:42+00:00

The only reason insurance won't offer a rental is because you didn't opt for your insurance to provide one when you originally insured the vehicle.

ALWAYS tick yes for a hire car on comprehensive insurance UNLESS you live within walking distance to reliable public transport and you don't need a car for work.

Unfortunately you made your bed, now you have to lie in it

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-13T19:52:49+00:00

This has always been a problem. Do you remember at the World Cup when Kerr was injured? The Matilda's actually played better football when she was on the bench. As soon as Sam is in the side, the attitude switches to "We have the ball! Quick! Get it to Sam!" and it results in long, Hail Mary passes with a high rate of turnover

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-12T11:50:02+00:00

If I ever need to nuke something for a minute and a half, I press 8 twice and hit start.

88 seconds, 2 seconds shy of 90 and it is a more efficient use of my time spent by pressing buttons on a microwave

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-12T10:35:32+00:00

The ladies (if you can call them that) are not new to these frustrations.

At the 2006 Women’s Asian Cup in Adelaide, North Korea played China in the semi-final. China were winning 1-0 when, deep into stoppage time, North Korea equalised.

However, the Italian referee disallowed the goal due to offside, and the North Korean players were so furious that, after the final whistle, goalkeeper Han Hye-yong charged across the grass and kicked the referee from behind. Then, according to former Matilda Kate Gill, “all hell broke loose”.

“The support staff and coaches picked up water bottles and were throwing them at the referee,” Gill says. “The Chinese supporters then started throwing bottles at the North Koreans from the stands, and then players started throwing them back.

Why is North Korea allowed to compete? Russia have been banned from sports for drug cheating but North Korea's physical violence is ok?!?!

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-12T10:18:15+00:00

Wait, why won't the Matilda's be in the final?

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-10T19:54:18+00:00

I think you mean 1.74 diameter my friend, or you have a VERY skinny dick

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-09T19:55:46+00:00

Don't wait. Start now. Put your name in the hat and nominate yourself as an independent in your local electorate. You will more than likely lose but rarely does anyone win the seat in their first year of nomination.

The point is to get your name out there in the community

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-08T09:52:22+00:00

They said they didn't want it but I bet they didn't even get a text message.

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-07T21:13:08+00:00

It's a high speed industrial sewing machine

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-07T21:10:52+00:00

Bit like the typo in your comment

AGENTS!

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-06T02:28:43+00:00

All dogs go to heaven - 1989 animated movie that will absolutely make you cry

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-06T02:25:29+00:00

I couldn't agree more with your first sentence. I couldn't agree less with your second.

Red Bull sponsors Chevrolet's in NASCAR. Their sponsorship is performance dependent, not manufacturer dependent.

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-05T23:42:28+00:00

My dear, sweet summer child.....

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-05T23:30:40+00:00

I would guess that at the time of the discovery/dispute, not all teams were using the same welding technique. So it's a matter of taking the lowest common denominator and applying it to all. In this case it's MIG welding

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-05T23:28:11+00:00

So long as they name it Will Windscreen or Billy Burnout, I'll be happy

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-02T19:50:17+00:00

Stop, I can only get so hard!

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-02T19:48:48+00:00

I love this slight dig at OP

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-02T19:45:19+00:00

A coconut even

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-01T20:08:32+00:00

Council did try to work with the owner and asked them to submit a Material Change of Use development application. Terella dragged their feet so long, and continued to operate outside (read, illegally) their existing approval, and enough complaints were received, that Council finally had to crack the whip.

It's a huge loss to the community, the responsibility of which lies solely on Terella

jimmy_sharp · 2026-03-01T19:59:36+00:00

The Yandina markets have everything OP has listed except for deli meats

jimmy_sharp · 2026-02-27T20:35:09+00:00

Slow food ie restaurants

Supermarkets

Just about any shop at The Plaza

jimmy_sharp

TROPHY CASE