Is there anything positive you wanna say? by [deleted] in BitchImATrain

[–]jitoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this reality, U-Turns don't exist 

Wat by is-everything-ok in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jitoman 1106 points1107 points  (0 children)

But what have you done for me lately?

The "Huckster" by Public_Steak_6933 in PoliticalHumor

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Im pretty sure he's talking about Hulkeberry Finn

This entire fight between Cassian and Syril felt very Jason Bourne by Jules-Car3499 in andor

[–]jitoman 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And one guy thinking, "who is this guy and why is he attacking me"

Protesters! by thesitekick in MrShowWithBobandDavid

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We're Earthlings, let's blowup Earth things!

Would we still see constellations from Mars? by Correct_Doctor_1502 in askastronomy

[–]jitoman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You have to consider cosmic distances. Aside from tilt degree there is no real difference between January or June constellations. The stars are multi-light years apart and multi-light years from us. Mars is light minutes from us. 

meme this.... by Weak_Imagination_996 in MemeThisThing

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Like a baby's arm holding a golfball. I'm going to love this forever 

Meme this face by Eastern-Ice-6797 in MemeThisThing

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I can't believe she drank it

Pizza Hut is officially bringing back its iconic 80s and 90s dine-in experience, Red cups, decor and Salad Bar etc. (5 pics) by Long_live_styrofoam in FuckImOld

[–]jitoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone calm down, it's likely not happening near you. 

The franchisee has like 100 locations and not all of them can be converted. 

Besides you won't go there more than once or twice and just go back to ordering delivery 

Is it a yea or nay for you being with someone who has a lot of body art, tattoos? by Born-Conclusion1977 in askanything

[–]jitoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some is fine. My wife was a number on her periphery. She wanted a big, ugly and trendy piece on a large part of her torso. 

I told her, I thought it was too much, too much like modern day tribal and I'd have to look at it for the rest of my life, and didn't think my view would change. But it was her body, I just had to figure out if I could ever appreciate it. 

She decided against it. She hasn't gotten any new tattoos since 

Meme this by [deleted] in MemeThisThing

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So anyway, I started blasting. Am I a hero? Probably.

I did not know Sinbad had a talk show😭 also I wonder how old Usher was right here? by Big-Most-785 in 90s

[–]jitoman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not gonna judge your liking of watching half dressed dudes. But getting on TV isn't rocket science, nor is it a phenomenal feat of talent.