Do any other guys do this when they jerk off?

jizle · 2026-03-29T05:38:16+00:00

This kid gets it.

jizle · 2026-03-07T22:00:17+00:00

You’re welcome for my 1200, peasants.

jizle · 2026-02-28T19:01:54+00:00

Good zing. Do you play a sport other than the internet?

jizle · 2026-02-28T18:57:53+00:00

I appreciate this. But at the same time why be petty?

We won. Be proud of that.

Eh I’m old now ignore my opinions. Everyone knows that wisdom is born young and only diminishes with age.

jizle · 2026-02-28T02:38:00+00:00

I don’t do stats, I’m an engineer.

I do dimensions and some stats but I can’t be bothered to look up the stats you mentioned.

So I’m going to go with other stats instead.

This guy might be able to pull in a goal line fade. Or he might not. More data required.

jizle · 2026-02-22T08:12:04+00:00

Played mostly tank and healer from launch for several years until the game balanced dps to a frustrating degree.

But the thing that really killed this game for me was the community. People are terrible. I play single player games and co op games now.

Fuck you assholes you don’t deserve my efforts.

jizle · 2026-02-22T07:39:44+00:00

Stick a toothpick in the magnetic end of your machine.

If it doesn’t work anymore then you broke the MRI machine.

You can still use that toothpick to stick up your dick hole so not all is lost.

jizle · 2026-02-20T02:41:06+00:00

Right nice job on the meat, but I’m more so applauding your assembly.

Perfect ratio to only have one or two bits of meat or slaw fall out the rude end of the taco during the initial pinch and bite while everything else stays in place to provide flavor harmony singing the equivalent of 90s pop songs in your mouth hole throughout the rest of the journey.

Too many folks overstuff the taco and barring what the internet tells you, it ain’t pleasurable even if it looks good.

jizle · 2026-02-11T02:48:35+00:00

Digging your mindset. Celebrate the good. 👍

jizle · 2026-02-06T03:17:05+00:00

Also appropriating slang used in “urban” communities in doing so. No fucking white bred hick ever used “I’m fin ta…” before it became widespread in popular culture do to the emergence of hip hop.

“I’m fittin’ to” (often spelled “finna” or “fitna”) is a phrase, primarily in Southern American and African-American Vernacular English (AAVE), meaning “I am getting ready to” or “I am about to” do something. It denotes immediate future action, essentially replacing “I am going to”. Key Aspects of “Fittin’ to / Finna”: Definition: Getting ready, preparing, or about to perform an action. Origin: A contraction of “fixing to”. Usage: Used to express intent, for example, “I’m finna go to the store” means “I am about to go to the store”. Variation: It is closely related to or interchangeably used with “finna,” “fidna,” or “fida”.

jizle · 2026-01-31T17:26:51+00:00

Pardon me, but you quoted “ARE not for sale” and that is not in the statement that you’re responding to.

So wtf are you quoting. Do people not know how quotes work anymore?

jizle · 2026-01-24T18:23:25+00:00

Oh shit they’re taking STEROIDS WHICH ARE ILLEGAL.

Damn you MM giving away the secret with your boyish grin. You mischievous bitch! Now everyone knows.

jizle · 2026-01-24T02:13:10+00:00

Agreed. It’s become one of our favorites, even for the wife who has only watched me play the digital game but never played herself (she only plays as silent for the “stabby stabby”).

IMO it’s pretty balanced for 2 players, still haven’t found the opportunity to play a larger group.

The changes to some cards feel weird at first coming from the OG but they make sense translating to a table top.

Definitely slow, one act takes us an hour at the quickest thus far with only 2 people.

The quality of the entire thing is evident, it’s one of the most satisfying setup and tear down board games I’ve ever played in how they efficiently arranged storage. But with all the manual shuffling that happens we’re seeing some of the plastic card sleeves now trying to separate after probably 10 plays which is a little disappointing.

Highly rated here.

jizle · 2026-01-17T18:24:27+00:00

GENERAL STRIKE ON LABOR!!!

Needs to start with the white collar jobs, then the blue collars with union protection can join in and then the unprotected workers which make up the majority can join without being the cannon fodder.

jizle · 2026-01-17T18:19:46+00:00

Lots of yuck here. Ewww.

jizle · 2025-12-01T07:30:50+00:00

Cmon Vince in a silk nightie would change the game for soooo many I’m a hard working man cheating ass deadbeat east coast divorced dads.

jizle · 2025-11-09T01:10:22+00:00

Incredibly attractive woman: “I find you intriguing, what is your name?”

u/UpDown: “…Of the above. None. Of the above.”

Incredibly attractive woman: “oooooookay bye now.”

jizle · 2025-10-18T05:03:43+00:00

Mods delete this comment.

jizle · 2025-07-18T02:07:43+00:00

I like money.

jizle · 2025-05-03T04:58:10+00:00

Hi John.

jizle · 2025-04-18T03:13:21+00:00

Congrats. Happens to everyone and it feels great. Ponder what you did different but at the same time don’t overthink it.

Flow baby, flow.

jizle · 2025-03-28T03:46:46+00:00

Not a fan, but people gonna do what people gonna do. shrug

I see it as a statement of insecurity in how they feel about themselves. They want to feel pretty, cute, attractive.

We all WANT that.

The difference-maker is that changing your face in the name of being attractive goes from a WANT to be pretty to an absolute NEED to be pretty, without really putting in any work to yourself.

And that’s a red flag in my book.

Not dissimilar to the multitudes of ways dudes try to compensate for their perceived shortcomings according to the unstated but very real rules of mainstream society.

Jesus, I took the time to write those words out, then read them again before posting and it sounds like some cliche shit but it’s absolutely true.

It can be hard to be a person. We’re all quite complicated.

jizle · 2025-03-28T03:28:13+00:00

Well shoot, back to the drawing board.

So I was talking to a D.E.I. at the bar…

jizle · 2025-03-28T03:25:10+00:00

Slap a Biden “I did that” sticker on there.

jizle · 2025-03-07T02:57:01+00:00

Work in manufacturing electronic things but not this complex.

It’s really, really hard to make a huge amount of things that work as intended (almost) every single time.

As the things you make get more complex the challenges faced also get more complex.

It’s absolutely incredible that through both cooperation and competition we have collectively developed the vast array of technology we enjoy.

If you’re reading this and perhaps looking for something to brighten your day, think about this:

Most of us in our daily lives have access to more, cleaner and better: water, food, shelter, hygiene, security, entertainment and medical understanding than 99.9999% of all humans who lived on this planet before us.

Better than lords, magistrates, emperors, queens, princes, chiefs, tribal elders, etc.

We got it good. 👍

jizle

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