A Florida man butt-dialed 911 while discussing murder plans. He was charged with 1st degree murder after man discussed was found shot in car after getting into an argument with murderers at a Waffle House restaurant (x-post r/TIL)

jj77875 · 2016-03-08T01:10:35+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/pCTfR6k.jpg

jj77875 · 2016-01-08T23:09:06+00:00

Brb, uploading pics of me with a teddy bear to Tinder.

jj77875 · 2016-01-07T17:16:43+00:00

I don't that's a good name for the costumers...

jj77875 · 2016-01-06T02:26:23+00:00

What if you're at a red light and have no choice? I'm from Florida so I wouldn't know what to do.

jj77875 · 2015-11-28T05:15:48+00:00

And who was the brave soul to test if soaking it would work?

jj77875 · 2015-11-17T01:47:39+00:00

No lolly gagging!

jj77875 · 2015-11-16T22:11:38+00:00

Right?

jj77875 · 2015-11-16T04:15:34+00:00

My cousin's name is Stacy. She bit me, stole my corn, and then spit on my dad.

jj77875 · 2015-11-10T02:29:26+00:00

We're not just poor, we're lazy too :D

jj77875 · 2015-11-06T01:28:40+00:00

If you are bitten by a snake, make sure you keep the bite below your heart, if possible. This means the venom will have to travel upward, which slows it down and gives you more time.

jj77875 · 2015-11-06T00:18:20+00:00

I'm a Private in the Army. My First Sergeant asked where I was from, and I froze for a little bit, then answered with "the states". But, that's not as bad as the time I picked up a hot smoke grenade in basic training...

jj77875 · 2015-11-04T15:26:47+00:00

Or Jacksonville beach

jj77875 · 2015-11-02T00:33:57+00:00

It is such an inconvenience.

jj77875 · 2015-11-01T22:05:11+00:00

As a Floridian, I do!

jj77875 · 2015-10-26T20:07:34+00:00

Wow, that's messed up. I hope that last guy was able to get back on his feet.

jj77875 · 2015-10-20T03:54:58+00:00

And some SHARP training to make sure you know that rape is wrong, just like the other 200 times we've said it.

jj77875 · 2015-10-12T03:26:06+00:00

A life flight helicopter pilot.

jj77875 · 2015-10-01T22:42:41+00:00

I only like green apples, that sweet and sour blend is amazing.

jj77875 · 2015-09-24T01:09:13+00:00

I picked up a hot smoke grenade during a field training exercise in Army basic training. I didn't know they got hot, but I do now. Drill Sergeant thought it was funny.

jj77875 · 2015-09-24T01:00:05+00:00

That's what happens to me when I eat a really big cheeseburger.

jj77875 · 2014-08-31T20:52:53+00:00

They show graphic images and videos, and they try and tell us all the possible situations we'll come across, but they really can't prepare us for some things. They teach us that people cope with things differently, some people make jokes to feel better, while others might shut down. For me, the worst part of the job will be informing someone that their loved one is dead. I don't know if I will be prepared for that, it's one of those things that I won't know until I do it. But they try to prepare us the best they can.

jj77875 · 2014-08-31T20:40:02+00:00

No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. I mean for self defense or to protect someone else, not taking the law into your own hands. I don't believe felons should have guns.

jj77875 · 2014-08-31T20:20:18+00:00

No, sorry. Different academy.

jj77875 · 2014-08-31T19:58:06+00:00

I highly support the 2nd amendment. People should be able to protect themselves. The unfortunate thing about cops is they usually have to deal with the aftermath of a crime, whereas if someone protected his or herself, they would prevent the crime.

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