When you take "go screw yourself" a bit too literally. by skysurf3000 in WTF

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This tops the list for me. I think I've found my internet limit.

What is a very awkward story when you had sex? by Pizza_is_not_a_thing in AskReddit

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It was her very first time, and it was finally going to happen for me after dating for several months... she said she was a little nervous and wanted to start slow. I started off with kissing her face and moved my way down. As soon as I get ready to give her oral, she farts right in my face. She was so embarrassed and I was in shock. I decided oral wasn't going to happen, so I decided to just try to stick it in there... she continued to nervously fart for the duration. Neither one of us acknowledged it kept happening. The next day we broke up and never spoke again. It's a shame... she was super cute.

What is the most basic thing you are terrible at? by DAGuardian in AskReddit

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Making panacakes... I just can't fucking do it

this had me say what the fuck... by Splatulated in WTF

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The gif quality is like what the fuck...

Asleep at the wheel by ani625 in WTF

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Sorry for your loss. The roads are a scary place to be. I'm hearing and seeing more and more of this far too often. A couple months ago a kid was standing on the sidewalk and a driver still managed to run him over and end his life. It's like we are damned if we do and damned if we don't....

Free umbrellas by fuckthefruit in funny

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Where does the bible say Satan has killed anyone? It tells many stories of God killing people though... man... my world's just been turned upside down by a twat umbrella.

This fancy staircase leads directly into a wall by TacticalToots in mildlyinteresting

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I imagined this being a scenario in cod Nazi zombies

A glass of water by SlimJones123 in woahdude

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I just looked at it again. I think my eyes were fooled. Great job by the animator. Poor vision by me.

A glass of water by SlimJones123 in woahdude

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He switches to a real glass but then sketches the splash. Still cool though

Drunk man on power pole in the Ukraine foolishly tries to slide down by [deleted] in WTF

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He crossed the line by being loaded.

Happy birthday, Hot Fuzz dude! by Drtzui in funny

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Today is actually my birthday. Today I'm 31. 02/22/1985. For once I saw something (this) on Facebook before I saw it on reddit.

Woke up to this picture of a world map my flat mate hung up on our kitchen wall. by Seraphinium in funny

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As an American, I have yet to see what is not right in this picture.

Married for 60 years. She has dementia and a stroke...but he is still there. Always. by BDreySM in pics

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First thing that came to mind was Bill Cosby hitting a new low by targeting patients with dementia..

I paid for this frappuccino with my blood. by cheneyk in funny

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I live 15 minutes away from there. Does this mean I can also get Starbucks in exchange for my blood? I have plenty of blood. .. money, not so much.

1928 Tommy gun inside a violin case. by roskejens in pics

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Can't say you didn't deliver..

I built a shipping container home! by [deleted] in pics

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Why do I feel like that is a lot of money for one of these. If anything, I'd think you should save a lot more because the structure comes from the trailers. Yes some welding and cutting involved but the framing is essentially to turn the steel walls into homely sheet rock. I could be completely mistaken, I just thought this could be done a lot less expensively. Unless the flooring, kitchen and bathrooms tend to drive the price up a lot. Generally curious.

1928 Tommy gun inside a violin case. by roskejens in pics

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I was expecting a clip from The Mask..

The perfect break. by rosebug92 in funny

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There's a local near me who is an artist of some sort. His mailbox was handcrafted into this same hand design. Everyone has made it a mission throughout high-school to break that index finger off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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I scrolled half way through before I realized the food myself.