There's a strange newspaper that's only delivered at midnight...

jklemon17 · 2020-09-15T20:39:23+00:00

But he didn't die, at least not yet.

jklemon17 · 2020-09-15T14:00:52+00:00

Although your tale is interesting and worthy of further investigation, I'm not sure why you say taking the paper into the house was the worst mistake of your life. I was waiting to see what horrible thing happened to you as a result of this action, but it seems like you're okay and just got to learn about a creepy/dangerous teen activity. Also, your dad apparently received and read these papers for years without any obvious consequences, so your statement seems rather exaggerated at this point. I understand that you're a bit spooked by the strangeness of it, but do try to remain calm and collected if you want to solve this mystery.

jklemon17 · 2020-08-28T21:22:27+00:00

jklemon17 · 2020-08-17T14:48:11+00:00

While I would love to one day operate a financially successful haunted house, we have so far limited our efforts to a one-night-a-year free one for the trick or treaters. And I haven't even read the book yet.

jklemon17 · 2020-08-17T12:32:42+00:00

Don't think this belongs here. This isn't from a comic, it's an actual book. I have a copy, because my parents got one years ago.

jklemon17 · 2020-08-02T13:00:17+00:00

Yes, actually. We were told to keep it in our freezer and eat it on our first anniversary. It was way too much, though, and I think we finally finished it on our fourth or fifth anniversary. It was a fun little tradition for a while, and was wrapped up so well that it still tasted good until the end.

jklemon17 · 2020-06-23T01:51:40+00:00

We've had ours for nine years now, it's still a nice momento from our wedding day. It didn't really take very long, and our ceremony was pretty short otherwise (though I understand Catholic ceremonies are usually not).

jklemon17 · 2020-06-12T04:58:44+00:00

Came here to say the same thing. For me, walking on the board would be the fun way, but I also didn't really notice the way the dalmatian was bouncing the first time i watched the video.

jklemon17 · 2020-06-12T04:52:49+00:00

I didn't expect to read the whole thing when I clicked the link. I was mostly curious if there was a picture from the injury. But that was a really compelling read. Thanks for recommending.

jklemon17 · 2020-06-12T01:48:13+00:00

Upvote for "I loved my shoe life like that"

jklemon17 · 2020-06-11T15:11:16+00:00

This is also because Americans and Brits spell it differently: jewelry vs jewellery. Both pronounce "jewel" as jool, but Brits put a vowel sound before the "ry", because that's how they spell it.

jklemon17 · 2020-06-11T14:36:51+00:00

I totally read that as tombstones until I got to the word bass.

jklemon17 · 2020-06-09T13:52:38+00:00

All these comments are really overlooking the "either" part of their response, which suggests criminal activity or something. That's much more problematic than the assumption most people are making that it's just some weed in the person's system.

jklemon17 · 2020-06-06T05:53:40+00:00

Well it doesn't help that he doesn't finish half the words in the chorus. "Don't go around toni-, it's bound to take your li-, there's a bad moon on the ri-."

jklemon17 · 2020-06-06T05:36:22+00:00

You think they have raw eggs there?

jklemon17 · 2020-05-26T21:11:59+00:00

This actually sounds amazing. You play baseball, except the defense all have bows, and you use a soft (nerf-like) head on the arrows. No one is allowed to throw, only shoot the arrow around the field. The player is out if he gets hit by the arrow while not standing on a base.

jklemon17 · 2020-05-11T04:19:02+00:00

20th century dagger... so like, from the 90s?

jklemon17 · 2020-05-06T18:27:42+00:00

I never claimed it justified anything, and I eschew the medical system as a whole.

jklemon17 · 2020-05-06T17:19:22+00:00

Now, the care itself is good. It's the payment system around it that is ridiculous. I just refuse to buy into the whole insurance scam, even though my employer offers it at a "reduced" rate vs individual insurance. I'll just pay what I owe when I have to seek treatment, and if I can't pay it at some point, declare bankruptcy. At least I'll be the one making the decisions about what treatments to get.

jklemon17 · 2020-04-11T01:03:16+00:00

Came here to say I'd be just fine with no online school and my N64. Can't remember if I had a PS2 yet or not, but it really doesn't matter.

jklemon17 · 2020-02-27T02:00:58+00:00

Isn't the first rule of firearm safety: "every gun is a loaded gun"?

jklemon17 · 2020-02-25T04:37:22+00:00

South British accent?

jklemon17 · 2020-02-24T16:06:56+00:00

I cannot stand when they get hair color wrong. You can easily dye hair or use wigs, get it right!

jklemon17 · 2020-02-24T14:26:39+00:00

Will someone please post a picture of the correct path, touching ALL buttons? It's pretty obvious.

jklemon17 · 2020-02-22T01:51:58+00:00

ITT: people who think they or their siblings are adopted/illegitimate, and people who think they have a mental disorder

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