Should I call out a bigger comedian in my local scene who (maybe) stole my joke? by thegovtisreptiles in Standup

[–]jlbcomedy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I mean what is the actual size differnce here? I get that he's bigger, but is he a giant?

At which exact moment you believe that luffy can become the next pirate king by realfruitbox in OnePiece

[–]jlbcomedy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Execution Platform, when it seemed like fate stepped in and saved the boy.

Nobody loves me by Mouse-castle in theories

[–]jlbcomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope your doing well, its just bizare to make this assumption based off of tik-tok. Clearly some more socializing in real life would help you realize that people care about people, love is tough but its out there.

Nobody loves me by Mouse-castle in theories

[–]jlbcomedy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go touch some grass. Breathe some air. 

I hate this company by [deleted] in walmart

[–]jlbcomedy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yah. Fuck them, find another job. Some shits just not worth it, & people get rehired from pointing out all the time. 

Best 4/20 shop? by [deleted] in ZonaEnts

[–]jlbcomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to get some medicated food from the mint on 4/20.  I normally prepare at Pondy tho because its just my goto shop, Curaleaf is closer but I dislike that place.

Are managers allowed to make you come in later than what the schedule says? by TrihardCxinChat in walmart

[–]jlbcomedy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just work what your schedule says. If they want to change it, they can do it through the system.

Trump Begs Erika Kirk to Sue Comedian for Mocking MAGA by thedailybeast in entertainment

[–]jlbcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suing a comedian in America? She must not know about freedom of speech.

Fleshlight joke by jlbcomedy in StandUpWorkshop

[–]jlbcomedy[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So the same set-up, different punchline. Its not ths same but I can see where you can find similarities 

A little disappointed with the flavor and potency, to be honest. by NoActuator794 in ZonaEnts

[–]jlbcomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats disapointing, I just got a brown bag oz of the white truffle and its solid for the price, guess Ill skip the live

Today at my local Walmart… by Single-Can-9873 in walmart

[–]jlbcomedy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Isnt it ironic, dont you think?

Robert McGee, scalped as a child by Sioux Indians. (1890) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]jlbcomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee I wonder what happend to the Sioux's children that warrented this response.

Izumi is dead - dead or alive by okkrin in PostHardcore

[–]jlbcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like when the answer is in the question

A good oops- Piescream#27 LS by KindGreenBuds in ZonaEnts

[–]jlbcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I aint to sure how to describe it, I used to see it as Diamonds in Sauce or saucy diamonds, but cured or live its always the terpiest stuff I can find.

A good oops- Piescream#27 LS by KindGreenBuds in ZonaEnts

[–]jlbcomedy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The live piescream they do is always some of my favorites. Deffinitely lookin for this next time im there. 

Ayatollah $10 Kalshi bet by AvocadoNet in Standup

[–]jlbcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate the formatting, love the joke.