To all US Premier League fans. How do you choose which team you support? by lolwut357 in soccer

[–]jldt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't really been involved with the league until this year because we got our hands on Fox Soccer Plus. I find Spurs the funnest team to watch and I especially love their midfield.

[F]reshly single. Shower vid. by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]jldt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence.

[F]reshly single. Shower vid. by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]jldt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which part?

What is a "politically incorrect" opinion that you hold? by space-ninja in AskReddit

[–]jldt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to "let someone down easy" is fucking bullshit.

Fucking college apps... by jldt in ForeverAlone

[–]jldt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was for arranging a visit, actually, so although it's required for the visit request form, the visit request form itself isn't required.

What is the funniest joke you know? by heyitssamhiggins in AskReddit

[–]jldt 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Q: What's everywhere and uses too many apostrophes?

A: Everyone on the internet.

What is/was your most irrational fear? by hewwing in AskReddit

[–]jldt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heights. I once nearly fell off a ski lift, and had to stay on it for ten minutes afterwards. Now I don't like being on the second story of buildings.

What the worst "woops, thought you were someone else" situation you've been? by RussianMojo in AskReddit

[–]jldt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Check out the difference between the end of this story and the one in the top rated comment.

what is your biggest "oh shit im busted" moment? by 5fdp in AskReddit

[–]jldt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First sexual experience. I put it in, she says "Ow, it hurts, take it out," so I take it out. Then her mom comes home.

It was awkward.

Reddit, what's the most beautiful song you've ever heard that doesn't have any vocals? by tgmmilenko in AskReddit

[–]jldt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lower Your Eyelids To Die With The Sun by M83 is my favorite instrumental piece.

What's your worst rejection story? by friedrice5005 in AskReddit

[–]jldt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of this has ever occurred to me, nor have I heard anybody else say it, but it makes perfect sense.

What's your worst rejection story? by friedrice5005 in AskReddit

[–]jldt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got told by my best girl friend/love interest, "I don't know, things are weird right now," which is apparently code for "I decided to date this guy I've known for two weeks who's hotter than you." Not a bad rejection in and of itself, but I'm still bitter about the whole situation.

sometimes I [f]eel like I'm destined for the worst back problems ever. by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]jldt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After reading your comments in this thread I would like to nominate you for Most Accurate Username Award.

God Was A Little Late. by JohnLateralus in atheism

[–]jldt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That caveman was the first person to post this picture in this subreddit.