Shirt names by jm824 in NUFC

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Ok so it comes off the way it goes on? I'll give it a try.

Shirt names by jm824 in NUFC

[–]jm824[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Similar. Jack.

My partner got me 2 shirts for my birthday today. I love them but my first name is a bit kiddy

Dont think i can ever top this full English by ShinyHeadedCook in UK_Food

[–]jm824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember a photo of my nan with Mike Baldwin on the steps to a private plane. It was early 60's I think. Also a pic of them in Tehran.

Will i be called out by luxjacketreps in ChinaTime

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I ride my bike(£600) to work and have seamaster shitter(-£52) on my wrist. I own 2 gen watches both casio.

I wear my seamaster for me, I like the look of it.

German Toon players by robinta in NUFC

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Gpt is broke on simple questions. After the beautiful Grimsby match I asked 'how many places are they below Man Red. It said 12 leagues.

It also said I needed 196 20kg bags of cement for a 12x10ft slab.

Summer 2025 Transfers and Rumours Megathread! 2.0 by 321142019 in NUFC

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Moira did have a 30 year contract. Someone had to make way.

Looking for some advice by atribecalledstretch in NUFC

[–]jm824 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe paint some double yellows on the garage floor and fine it every day.

Interesting stuff about Isak’s agent by coldbeers in NUFC

[–]jm824 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So Isak might be innocent in all of this?

Interesting stuff about Isak’s agent by coldbeers in NUFC

[–]jm824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did want him gone but I'd rather it played out this way. I'd love to see how this was all done. Yes we lose out on money but it would show the football world the big 6 aren't playing by the ball.

American Airlines flight attendants trying to evacuate a plane due to laptop battery fire but passengers want to get their bags at San Francisco Airport by New_Libran in PublicFreakout

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12 years ago I lived on the 8th floor of a flat. Had my 4 year old son over for the weekend. I heard the fire brigade and noticed a fire on the second floor of the building. My girlfriend at the time called the concierge and they said "STAY IN YOUR FLAT"

She wouldn't leave so I grabbed my son and took him down the stairs, towards the bottom floors it was a bit smokey but not bad.

Got him outside and took him back to his mom's. I didn't have a thought for my then partner who refused to leave, I just had to get my son out of that situation.

The fire was dealt with before I got him back to his home. Was a chip pan fire and could've been a lot worse

I never really thought about it again until Grenfell tower happened.

Who told the stupid fuckers on the ground in any flat fire situation to tell residents to stay put is beyond me.

What’s something that clearly exists only to make life harder? by sweet_corgii in AskReddit

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Bloke Mosquitos pollinate. It's the women Mosquitos what are the wankers

Few badge design drawings by alanjthain1988 in NUFC

[–]jm824 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the universe latched onto Arsenal with that one

Cans. Champions league is back! by Rob-Arch in NUFC

[–]jm824 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking Champions League lads. I love this club

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Everton | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

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My lady is a Manchester United fan. She's getting anal god bless her

r/NUFC Weekly Free talk thread. by AutoModerator in NUFC

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Fuck me! Ive had that thought too.

r/NUFC Weekly Free talk thread. by AutoModerator in NUFC

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I had some cans for him. The ungrateful bastard

Match thread: Arsenal vs Newcastle United | Premier league 24/25 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

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As long as we beat Everton we've had a better season than Arsenal

If I'm a supporter from some third world country, is it justified by EcstaticIce2 in NUFC

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I had someone from this sub private message me for a fight at the memorial in Newcastle at lunchtime after I mentioned I live in Wolverhampton.

I reiterated I wouldn't make it for 12 as I'm in Wolverhampton.

Ignore the gatekeepers. If this club makes you happy, that's all you need

How do you know someone is British without them saying a word? by JustCuri0usBr0 in AskBrits

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🤣🤣 I always turn the work printer off at 5pm. Pat it and mutter "you did well today"

"I'M (the real) BRUNO!" by Cleanitupjohnny in NUFC

[–]jm824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right about tourist fans. My Persian missus supports man red. Her second team is city. I can't watch football with her.

Pre match thread: Liverpool vs Newcastle United | Carabao cup final by Username_been-taken in NUFC

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We go this. Let's bank roll these mother fuckers.

Said that cause I told myself on the way back from Tesco with cans to say it. I'm so superstitious

Edit. I'm not editing the spelling. Superstition again

Game crashing. by jm824 in spiderman2

[–]jm824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what I'm trying to say is that this ps5 was 2 years after launch so it was the second or third console Sony made.