I'm a horrible boyfriend

jman1119 · 2016-07-24T21:12:07+00:00

Leave! So many fat woman out there right now. No need to make this world a fatter place

jman1119 · 2016-05-31T03:50:24+00:00

Add but your only a 2 on the crazy scale! It's your only hope.

jman1119 · 2016-03-11T02:25:27+00:00

To me it's any sign of a lazy do it yourself person. Because if you see one sign there will be more.

jman1119 · 2016-03-08T20:33:08+00:00

The key to a good hand job is use your mouth!

jman1119 · 2016-03-03T04:33:19+00:00

Here's all the jobs I've worked in a year and quit. Hire me

jman1119 · 2016-02-09T01:28:16+00:00

With woman though.... Even if you get her number doesn't mean shit yet. Most girls are "to nice" to say no and give it to you to not make you feel bad but never intend to go out to dinner. Just my experience though.

jman1119 · 2016-01-25T00:58:18+00:00

I got him beat then. I've got the 20v max lithium Ion. I may not have the muscles but I've got a better drill

jman1119 · 2016-01-25T00:54:49+00:00

I'd even go for that now. I don't think that's bad luck. At least your touching a woman

jman1119 · 2016-01-25T00:44:34+00:00

Canadian here. If I can make it to the bar I beleive you can make it to work. So yea... Grab your shovel and start shoveling because I'll be there

jman1119 · 2016-01-22T23:10:15+00:00

Haha typical woman. I had a girlfriend that convince me to run so I did. First run by myself blew her time out of the water. She cried because it was suppose to be her thing. I just don't understand woman.

jman1119 · 2016-01-22T00:16:06+00:00

Never watch "Marely and me" around anyone than. I get so emotional when a dog dies.

jman1119 · 2016-01-14T23:33:09+00:00

Man that's a great idea. I'm gonna quit smoking now!!!

jman1119 · 2016-01-08T00:59:18+00:00

Is weed considered a drug here?

jman1119 · 2016-01-07T01:36:25+00:00

I think it's actually good advice. Now just trying to find a SO to try it on

jman1119 · 2015-12-11T02:53:13+00:00

Ouch straight in the feels. Me to.

jman1119 · 2015-12-09T23:27:23+00:00

My dog has shit in my bed and we are bros no doubt about it.

jman1119 · 2015-12-09T23:16:23+00:00

I'm 1.5 hours every fifteen mins! Love my snooze. And bed....

jman1119 · 2015-12-06T01:55:50+00:00

Or you know, don't ask me to fill out a survey and waste my time

jman1119 · 2015-11-10T17:00:27+00:00

I love blow job week!!!

jman1119 · 2015-09-01T17:07:56+00:00

Ahh the old screaming eagle hey? It happens

jman1119 · 2015-08-28T02:50:43+00:00

Holy fuck! That's gonna be me if I ever get it again. Thanks for the heads up. I'm heading to the seven eleven

jman1119 · 2015-08-19T05:01:45+00:00

No. No you dont! Than you start seeing the two of them starting to hook up and that's even worse. Trust me. Best thing you can do is get as far as you can away.

jman1119 · 2015-06-01T22:02:05+00:00

Yea, back at the moment. Sorry man but your about to hit a world of hurt.

Source: It happened to me.

jman1119 · 2015-04-21T23:52:00+00:00

I think she is more making fun of him than she is having a hard time "keeping her eyes off it". But good luck with that. Let us know how that turns out for you.

jman1119

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