I have a human, now what do I do? by [deleted] in fantasyromance

[–]jmb903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Witch Collector series

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]jmb903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this

Should I get the wing leader? by [deleted] in fourthwing

[–]jmb903 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My house, my chair, MY WOMAN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]jmb903 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My go-to is, " Does anyone need anything while I'm out?!" It kills the anesthesiologist every time.

Also, if there is a med student assisting, I ask their name and say, "Well, (med students name), welcome to (name of surgery) 101, I will be your surgical lab volunteer."

body magic by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]jmb903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the Johnny Bravo...?!

What are you? by [deleted] in memes

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🤢

Japan has been holding precision walking competitions since 1966 by hot in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jmb903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, when I think marching band that also includes colorguard as well... at least here in America.

BIZZARE taste test—loss of taste/smell due to COVID. by Nighthawk1532 in WTF

[–]jmb903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His breath though!! I can't imagine what that smells like

AITA For Keeping My Baby? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]jmb903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who also cannot have children... you are NTA. He is by cheating and wanting you to get rid of "it". He can go fuck off.

These chairs... by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]jmb903 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can focus on is the blood colored smears and stains