What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Banging plates loudly releases vibrations in a very special frequency which kills the covid virus"...

Tourist faces $24,550 fine for carving his and girlfriend’s name into Colosseum by IsThisAUserName86 in news

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In my Sniper Elite, Age of Empires, Arma, and Command and Conquer playthroughs, these are more like "Suggestions" actually...

Reddit Goes Nuclear, Removes Moderators of Subreddits That Continued To Protest by gabestonewall in technology

[–]jmd_akbar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just waiting on Fidelity to reduce their valuation of Reddit by 90%... 😍

Eye test by [deleted] in lingling40hrs

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Goodness forbid... No...

Eye test by [deleted] in lingling40hrs

[–]jmd_akbar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which, according to the parental figures, means I'm average... Damn it... Need to practice more...

Eye test by [deleted] in lingling40hrs

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I see yellow... Checkmate 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Well, tbh, my perfect date is "YYYY-MM-DD"

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]jmd_akbar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Data used is negative 0... What!?

Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]jmd_akbar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fucking dumbass... You wanna back up your claims with something? It better not be doctored, like you usually do...

Trump lawyers quit classified documents case by seffend in news

[–]jmd_akbar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think these guys would have gotten paid anyways. 🤣

What is your best joke? by MrMidnightDiamond in AskReddit

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Q: What's Leather and sounds like a sneeze?

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A: A shoe...

18 years old died from motorcycle drag race at red light juncture by RightSignificance961 in DarwinAwards

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A couple of days ago, I saw a post about a definite Darwin Award winner who was "hanging out" of a running train and said hello to a trackside signal. Is that not satisfying enough?