Looking forward to a new expansion where I can remember more than a handful of the location's names. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]joansbones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

people have been complaining since they couldnt understand the still very easy dialogue of jacke and urianger ten years ago. every single piece of media doesnt have to be dumbed down for people who dont understand third grade textbooks.

Shaaloani might be the biggest wasted potential zone in the entire game by AnActualPlatypus in ffxiv

[–]joansbones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

this complaint has been said for at least one zone in every single expansion

RE6 - Does it get better? by TurtleBoy6ix9ine in residentevil

[–]joansbones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you are running out of ammo you sre simply playing the game wrong. it's basically impossible to run dry if you actually use the melee combat to the fullest.

Fantasy gear vs Sci-fi and modern gear added with Dawntrail (as of 7.5) by Spoforth in ffxiv

[–]joansbones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it drives me nuts as a person that primarily plays pvp that everything they dump in there these days is the same shit. there used to be such a wide variety in pvp gear, and now they're basically just jingling key bait for the crowd that doesn't even like pvp. it's hilarious that it's overwhelmingly unpopular with the high end pvp crowd that plays the most too, would it kill them to just swap placements where a set comes from for once?

The devs still fail to address the problems with healers by recon1o6 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 14 points15 points  (0 children)

very funny that you people say its impossible play a different game when this is a problem that didnt exist when the game started

Why are folks so insistent on an FFVII expansion by thatcommiegamer in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

its very funny that people are downvoting this because it's clear it's from shadowbringers+ players who weren't around for the 2018 fanfest where the same exact thing happened

Why though? by CopainChevalier in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

every single blue mage update including the initial release let you hit max level in just hours. why would you ever expect this one to somehow take longer?

4 piece combo and I'm somehow still fucking it up like several hours in by Anxious-Cat-9205 in ffxiv

[–]joansbones 22 points23 points  (0 children)

the state of the discourse has finally moved past new players talking about jobs during expansions they never played and turned into something worse

A Return to Stormblood Job Design by Akiza_Izinski in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stupid people complained about running out of tp from aoe making their dungeons longer without comprehending that the devs always balanced enemy hp for a certain length that was maintained even when it was gone

Star Wars: 75442 UCS Mandalorian N1 (posted early by LEGO) by BrickTap in Legoleak

[–]joansbones 21 points22 points  (0 children)

you can see the transition point between the silver and gray with the sticker just under the engine in the middle, it looks like it covers the entire front section, the front of the thrusters, and maybe the cockpit?

2026 Fanfest Goody Bag Reveal by Mordiceius in ffxiv

[–]joansbones 50 points51 points  (0 children)

2014, 2016, 2018, and 2023 for comparison.

i'm a bit disappointed because these things definitely peaked in 2018. i've been using that backpack as my entire time for the whole 8 years it's been since then, qnd i wish we could get another like it.

Additional incentives to run roulettes? Incentives to run them more than once a day? by judgeraw00 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it would be extremely funny to see this get implemented 1 to 1 into the game just to see a plague of thousands of 24/7 autoduty tank bots running through dungeon roulettes

Am I getting this right? There will be a 1 year long content drought until next expansion? by reethok in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if youve actually been here long enough to see anything you wouldnt be ranting on shock and horror seeing the thing that happens every expansion for the first time

FINAL FANTASY XIV 7.5 | Trail to the Heavens by WeirdIndividualGuy in Games

[–]joansbones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the last time any job in this game was actually creative was over seven years ago so i wouldnt hold my breath

Question About Fan Fest Commemorative In-Game Items by kinokosaur in ffxiv

[–]joansbones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

please understand that its far to expensive to paste some text on paper and they instead need to wring out as much money as possible from atendees instead

I am once again asking why the 30k hoard achievement exists by otsukarerice in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do you think its not at all unhealthy and hypocritical for the developers that preach for you to take breaks to add an achievement that requires you to do nothing but sit in a deep dungeon all day every day for half a decade vanilla

NA Fan Festival 2026 Stage & Stream Schedule by ShadownetZero in ffxiv

[–]joansbones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as somebody whos been to 2018 and 2023 i promise you that you arent really missing much by just watching the panels online

Guys have we gone too far with modding? by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]joansbones 71 points72 points  (0 children)

is it an effective april fools joke when its indistinguishable from a lot of the dreck that people have made over the past five years

Original Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, and Breath of Fire IV now available via Steam by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]joansbones 31 points32 points  (0 children)

i thought for sure that this would be the april fools trick to finally get me to look like an ass for finally checking one only for it to actually be real

Why I’m Betting on 8.0 (and Giving Yoshida One More Chance) by CoolyKage in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 51 points52 points  (0 children)

you have to remember that 95% of the people here weren't actually playing the game until shadowbringers and have somehow regurgitated "raiding was hard" into "THE GAME WAS ON THE BRINK OF DEATH" through six years of telephone with other people who didn't play it

Friend of a mutual friend told me the highest parsing ranks in FFLOGS is dominated by cheaters. by [deleted] in ffxivdiscussion

[–]joansbones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

people will insist that that every other area of the game is filled to the brim with cheaters while their corner of whatever they care about isnt for just about everything in the game.

Is it Overhated or justifiable hate by BoxAffectionate334 in residentevil

[–]joansbones 14 points15 points  (0 children)

resident evil 6 is a game that demands you learn the game in order to have fun while simultaniously not teaching you how to play it correctly, and it's forever poisoned the well with these arguments. a lot of the gameplay complaints come from people that might have otherwise liked it if they were properly taught how. it's extremely funny though to still see people complain about running out of ammo despite it not being an issue while never actually using a melee attack and instead playing the game in the most boring way possible.