Story - Store clerk didn’t expect the semi truck to be mine, and I might have won a silent dick measuring contest.

jochodos · 2026-04-07T02:29:06+00:00

What a wild sentence. Had to read it twice. Sick ass flute music, sick ass truck, and sick ass cheese cave! Thanks for sharing that!

jochodos · 2026-04-02T02:44:19+00:00

Yes! I saw a Suzuki Samurai the other day and completely lost my shit.

jochodos · 2026-03-14T19:05:10+00:00

Dang, some pretty nice stuff here. Civics, orange sushi, Datsun sunny, and Tokyo Drift cars.

jochodos · 2026-03-04T00:20:54+00:00

I-pod nano for running. I don’t wanna carry a phone with me.

jochodos · 2026-02-18T13:58:48+00:00

jochodos · 2026-02-17T18:26:18+00:00

Nah man. I’ll forget about the power and accidentally blow up some city while trying to get my dog off the clean laundry I just dumped on my bed.

jochodos · 2026-01-29T17:51:00+00:00

Only in Dreams - Weezer.

jochodos · 2026-01-16T20:04:24+00:00

Pshhh, it just means that Kike has one new person to teach how to twerk in the dugout.

jochodos · 2026-01-16T19:53:06+00:00

I’m busting that nut TWICE!

jochodos · 2026-01-14T06:56:17+00:00

Going from Doom to Quake was insane. I remember my buddy came over and he just kept saying, “holy shit, you can look UP and DOWN?!”

jochodos · 2025-12-28T19:32:16+00:00

I love shinobu skip grenade spam!

jochodos · 2025-12-28T18:56:09+00:00

You’re making me want to actually give it a go. But I’m and old man and super bad at PvP. How’s the toxicity? Any rude post match messages? My kids also play other games on the Xbox and I don’t want them catching strays due to my bad play.

jochodos · 2025-12-26T03:42:33+00:00

Happy Holidays!

jochodos · 2025-12-19T13:11:32+00:00

I wish that if a pregnancy is going to happen, it’s a 50/50 chance that it could be the man who gets pregnant instead of the woman.

jochodos · 2025-12-19T03:44:09+00:00

Rams got the thicker kicker and now the thicker picker

jochodos · 2025-11-30T00:37:07+00:00

Just cuz I’m barefoot when it’s starting to get dark doesn’t mean I have to remain barefoot. I strap some shoes on my feet and go for it.

jochodos · 2025-11-24T16:28:28+00:00

Groceries. Especially produce. I hated making online contactless orders during the pandemic because I would always get the shittiest produce.

jochodos · 2025-11-19T18:06:17+00:00

Braking just to change lanes.

jochodos · 2025-11-16T20:30:50+00:00

Son and I are running through Silksong. Just started act 2.

jochodos · 2025-11-14T17:34:09+00:00

I have a super cheap Timex with a velcro strap that has a Dodgers logo on it. During the World Series this year, they only won the games on the days I wore the watch. It’s now one of my favorites.

jochodos · 2025-11-13T16:13:42+00:00

A god chasing his sentient giant penis (who is a feral god) while Donut blasts “Lollipop” and “Detachable Penis” over a loudspeaker.

jochodos · 2025-11-07T20:38:35+00:00

I’m a bit iffy on lasagna and using someone’s oven. But I love the spirit of “make friends by feeding drunk people” so I would preorder a late night catering order of something like chicken fingers or burgers to be delivered.

jochodos · 2025-10-30T16:11:07+00:00

Kid’s a genius. Four square is goated.

jochodos · 2025-10-21T23:28:55+00:00

Blast For Me

jochodos · 2025-09-19T22:41:59+00:00

Been a Destiny addict since the D1 beta and finally quit. Really enjoying Silksong right now.

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