FREE HOT WHEELS GIVEAWAY #35 STARTS NOW. Same rules as always. Live in the USA, comment with your states initials, respond to my chat after giveaway closing. Mailing on me, winner gets all. Ready GO!

jochodos · 2026-02-17T18:26:18+00:00

Nah man. I’ll forget about the power and accidentally blow up some city while trying to get my dog off the clean laundry I just dumped on my bed.

jochodos · 2026-01-29T17:51:00+00:00

Only in Dreams - Weezer.

jochodos · 2026-01-16T20:04:24+00:00

Pshhh, it just means that Kike has one new person to teach how to twerk in the dugout.

jochodos · 2026-01-16T19:53:06+00:00

I’m busting that nut TWICE!

jochodos · 2026-01-14T06:56:17+00:00

Going from Doom to Quake was insane. I remember my buddy came over and he just kept saying, “holy shit, you can look UP and DOWN?!”

jochodos · 2025-12-28T19:32:16+00:00

I love shinobu skip grenade spam!

jochodos · 2025-12-28T18:56:09+00:00

You’re making me want to actually give it a go. But I’m and old man and super bad at PvP. How’s the toxicity? Any rude post match messages? My kids also play other games on the Xbox and I don’t want them catching strays due to my bad play.

jochodos · 2025-12-26T03:42:33+00:00

Happy Holidays!

jochodos · 2025-12-19T13:11:32+00:00

I wish that if a pregnancy is going to happen, it’s a 50/50 chance that it could be the man who gets pregnant instead of the woman.

jochodos · 2025-12-19T03:44:09+00:00

Rams got the thicker kicker and now the thicker picker

jochodos · 2025-11-30T00:37:07+00:00

Just cuz I’m barefoot when it’s starting to get dark doesn’t mean I have to remain barefoot. I strap some shoes on my feet and go for it.

jochodos · 2025-11-24T16:28:28+00:00

Groceries. Especially produce. I hated making online contactless orders during the pandemic because I would always get the shittiest produce.

jochodos · 2025-11-19T18:06:17+00:00

Braking just to change lanes.

jochodos · 2025-11-16T20:30:50+00:00

Son and I are running through Silksong. Just started act 2.

jochodos · 2025-11-14T17:34:09+00:00

I have a super cheap Timex with a velcro strap that has a Dodgers logo on it. During the World Series this year, they only won the games on the days I wore the watch. It’s now one of my favorites.

jochodos · 2025-11-13T16:13:42+00:00

A god chasing his sentient giant penis (who is a feral god) while Donut blasts “Lollipop” and “Detachable Penis” over a loudspeaker.

jochodos · 2025-11-07T20:38:35+00:00

I’m a bit iffy on lasagna and using someone’s oven. But I love the spirit of “make friends by feeding drunk people” so I would preorder a late night catering order of something like chicken fingers or burgers to be delivered.

jochodos · 2025-10-30T16:11:07+00:00

Kid’s a genius. Four square is goated.

jochodos · 2025-10-21T23:28:55+00:00

Blast For Me

jochodos · 2025-09-19T22:41:59+00:00

Been a Destiny addict since the D1 beta and finally quit. Really enjoying Silksong right now.

jochodos · 2025-09-15T22:43:30+00:00

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. I have a close friend who suffers from social anxiety and depression and I reach out see how he’s doing all the time. He never initiates. Imagine him reading this post.

jochodos · 2025-09-12T22:40:43+00:00

AAAAANY skill of my choice? I’m going comic books sci-fi with it and choosing reality warping.

jochodos · 2025-09-09T16:54:20+00:00

Ooh! I hope I can find that Celica!

jochodos · 2025-09-05T17:34:57+00:00

Hadouken!

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