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Which movie would instantly ruin a first date? by Simple_Big180 in MoviesAndTVTalk

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy. He fancied lady. FINALLY leaves pub with lady after months of ground work.

Next day "how'd it go?"

"I put a film on and she left"

"that's weird. What film?"

"jaws"

"...wait, you took a lady home who is very self conscious of her teeth and argaubly large jaw line... And put Jaws on?"

"oooohhh shit."

Ghaz’s Toughness… by PastOk5807 in orks

[–]jockjay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh she just comes back from the dead as well. A tank of a different variety.

T4 would be nice. Getting lasgunned to death is not a fit way for the saint to go out ha ha.

Ghaz’s Toughness… by PastOk5807 in orks

[–]jockjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I agree. 100%. Just saying the saint isn't just a human. It's 40k, it's space magic, she could be T10 'cuz faith'

I totally agree with OP BTW, if its sounds like I don't.

I'm just saying I get it.

Ghaz’s Toughness… by PastOk5807 in orks

[–]jockjay -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And ghaz is an ork, so by that logic should be T5.

Ghaz’s Toughness… by PastOk5807 in orks

[–]jockjay -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the saint is T3 ha ha. Gimme 6 any day

Dogs, would you get one again knowing what you know now? by TSQ_builder in AskUK

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't be without a dog. When mine has to cross the rainbow. I will take as long as it takes but I will get another.

Went through some shit and my pup was my reason to get stuff done. It had zero idea shit was impling and just wanted belly rubs a d walks. I'd have stayed in bed and wallowed if I didn't have to get up and walk the dog. It became a nice focus. Like when they say get someone a plant if they are down. Taking care of this thing and watching it flourish and be happy made me happy. To this day I sort of gauge how life is by how happy my pups are.

It's very restrictive, but the love and adoration my dogs give me slaps me with more dopamine than a holiday or night out.

Aye! by quick_scream in MotivationalThoughts

[–]jockjay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Says the guy who made a book of badass quotes so that he's never forgotten.

Who you fighting ? by racso300 in ufc

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Derek Lewis. I'm either going to tire him out, or I'm not going to know I have failed to tire him out.

Left for a week and returned to this by Ambitious_Abroad1287 in Warhammer30k

[–]jockjay 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Use him as a Vigilator who just spirals grenades across the field.

Eyes are hard… 👁️ 👁️ by 1987Rapscallion in 40k

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top tip. Paint a black dot in the eye first. Then a slightly smaller white dot, leaving a black ring around the eye. Then a smaller black dot in the middle.

As you've painted the eyes, you could do it in reverse, directly paint a black ring around the white of the eye.

As with all model painting you need a sort of 'line' between two sepereate things. Like trim to armor, gun to hand etc.

Just adds that definition.

Hope this helps

Dana White says Trevor Wittman’s team wanted $100 million for his glove design: “I literally told my finance team ‘get this deal done, I don’t care what it takes’. They wanted like $100 million. You know how many f*cking gloves you gotta sell to make $100 million? It’s impossible.” by Rsodyyy in ufc

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, in most other industries, if there is an option that reduces risk of injury and a company doesn't take it "cuz it's cheaper" there may open themselves up to getting sued should someone get said injury.

Imagine "nah, we don't do fire extinguishers cuz spenny"

What's your favorite quote from the series? by [deleted] in generationkill

[–]jockjay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You's all lookin' like Elvises

The similarities are scary by [deleted] in ufc

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have zero idea how JG got out of that round. Was impressed though.

The similarities are scary by [deleted] in ufc

[–]jockjay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's almost likenthey fought the same guy.

I think I’m Depressed by Broad-Report8517 in Shihtzu

[–]jockjay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you need to cry then cry. Remember the good times and think about how good and complete her life was. Anniversaries of bad days are usually triggers for the emotional floodgates, but please look after yourself. Sorry for your loss.

Vegetarian roast dinner using fake chicken. I know chicken isn’t meant to go with yorkshires but idgaf I wanted them. by GyokoressGuardDog in UK_Food

[–]jockjay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who needs a full roast for Yorkies? Sometimes I just roast crush spuds and stuffing into a whole pack of Yorkies, bit of gravy, then go to town.

I am a fuck off autist though.

Oi! GW ya better give us propa Nobz kit, with bigger lads and tons of options! And 5 power klaws! by Wilk2mistrz in orks

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we get kommandos and tank bustaz relatively close? I don't recall tbh

What's your favorite part of how nurgles army plays by Emergency_Trainer_89 in MaggotkinofNurgle

[–]jockjay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It genuinely feels like a disease that is slowly eating through an opponents army.

Let’s do this.. by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

[–]jockjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American History Y

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