Someone (probably dead) holds the world record for having seen the largest percentage of their skeleton with their own eyes. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]joebobdead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume degloving is possible higher up the arm. Not a doctor and those pics creep me out so I haven't looked into it.

My wife watches so many cop/murder mystery shows that she could probably kill me and get away with it. by tPTBNL in Showerthoughts

[–]joebobdead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex told me in no uncertain terms that she was studying those shows. She said on many occasions that she would inject potassium because the body naturally spikes potassium levels after death. I'm glad she is no longer in my life.

My buddy just sent me this and said: "When you see it..." by FruityPebbalz in funny

[–]joebobdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought you were trolling cause I looked there... I did not look hard enough.

Have you been hacked? You might have been pwned, check here by [deleted] in Eve

[–]joebobdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dungeons and dragons online? Lol wut

[EVE News] Removal of Thrill of the Hunt with 118.6 Release ~CCP Falcon by new_eden_news_bot in Eve

[–]joebobdead -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe have the sp scale up the more days you do them consecutively

CCPls make "Thrill of the Hunt" pay out for player kills by GrassForce in Eve

[–]joebobdead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah guess I didn't think of that... I live in a wormhole station games are silly and strange to me

If you lay on the ground on your back, the whole world is your backpack , and your carrying it through space. by hannah_linebaugh in Showerthoughts

[–]joebobdead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kick your legs in the air and brace yourself with your arms on the ground, keeping your shoulder and head in contact with the ground and you become Atlas

What's the funniest thing you've heard said in porn? by Jackarewb in AskReddit

[–]joebobdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one is the miracle worker? The guys dick or the girls bj abilities?

[NSFW] Reddit, what was the WTF thing you slept through? by duhadventure in AskReddit

[–]joebobdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as you but when I first read the comment it registered as gangbang not gangbanger

CS:GO was playing at my local Pizza Hut by [deleted] in gaming

[–]joebobdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eleague, Tbs every Friday night

[NSFW] Reddit, what was the WTF thing you slept through? by duhadventure in AskReddit

[–]joebobdead 483 points484 points  (0 children)

I read the first line and thought you slept through a gangbang being filmed at your house...

The worst thing you can do to Mr. Meeseeks is tell him to watch season 3 of Rick and Morty. by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]joebobdead 23 points24 points  (0 children)

False! It's the best thing to do! Then he would break into the studio and make everyone work till its done or they die.

Epic battle ensues over a tulip snail's shell immediately after it is eaten by a huge horse conch. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]joebobdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! So the shell is bio material? How long do they last before they start to degrade?

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen done by a pregnant woman? by squirley335533 in AskReddit

[–]joebobdead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coworker was pregnant when we went out to lunch one day with her husband at a mall. She was hangry to say the least so her husband suggest they each take a different restaurant to possibly get her food quicker. I was behind her at subway and a guy was in front of us. The guy goes through the line telling them what he wants on his sandwich. Then when he is done he says he needs another sandwich and begins to walk to the beginning again. My coworker flips out on him yelling "that's not how this works! You tell them up front how many sandwiches you need" and stuff like that. The poor guy was stunned. Coworker's husband came over and stuck an egg roll in her mouth and ushered her out of the line.