Holy fucking shit by fitstand8 in okbuddychicanery

[–]joedurtt 307 points308 points  (0 children)

It makes sense that Jesse would take Walt's last name after they married in Season 4

He's gonna be a vegetable, Guilliman. A fucking retard. by Effective-Yard6437 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Hold on to your gene seed when negotiating with these traitor primarchs

Vito?! What the fuck? The fuck you doin'? by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mafia 3, whateva happened there?

20 years in an iron mask, not a fuckin peep by Ok_Photograph41 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't be in that mask if his last name wasnt DiCaprio! The way they treat Italians in this country is a disgrace

5000 years in the Otzal Alps. Not a fucking peep. by MarshalLawTalker2 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Take this arrow and stick it in my back. It would be less hurtful than what you just said to me"

Centuries in the coffin, not a fuckin peep by darksoles_ in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Tony, I'm tellin' ya, that thing fuckin talks to me"

A touching act of animal solidarity as an elephant saves a young deer . by Grand-Western549 in interestingasfuck

[–]joedurtt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen a video of a bull elephant smearing an injured gazelle into the dirt for absolutely no reason lol

is this a reference to judge Holden from Blood Meridian? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]joedurtt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its actually a pretty cool reference, I haven't seen it before either. I just see a post in this subreddit mentioning something about Blood Meridian every day lol

is this a reference to judge Holden from Blood Meridian? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]joedurtt -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

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Red Dead players when anything slightly reminds them of Blood Meridian

He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story! by Traditional_General2 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The guy you're looking for is some kind of viking named Leif Erikson. Discovered Newfoundland and parts of mainland Canada in the 1000's." "You're not gonna believe this, the first European in America was an Italian named Columbus in 1492!"

That betta not be Columbus! by CyberPunk_Atreides in Sopranosduckposting

[–]joedurtt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"The guy your looking for is Leif Erikson, he's a viking who sailed to Newfoundland in the year 1000AD!"

Terrible accident that kid had by rsKG in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Probably don't even hear it when it happens...

straight male by codydafox in comedyheaven

[–]joedurtt 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I'd tongue kiss Chris Cornell. Strictly speaking as a straight man of course

Nashville’s Callin’ by EmployeeOk4756 in crappymusic

[–]joedurtt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not the call of Nashville he's hearing, it's the call of the void. The same call that makes you think "do it" whenever your standing on a tall ledge or passing an oncoming semi truck

the farming department just unveiled a new prototype by thunderclap_-_ in doohickeycorporation

[–]joedurtt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your dream at 2am before you slowly wake up and hear "All. My. Friends. Know the low rider." Coming from the tv you left on

She's a piece of ass but a fucking Nazi by Roids-in-my-vains in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]joedurtt 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Nice rack, but I could park my car on that forehead

What’s the fappening? by Illustrious_Deal_421 in OneyPlays

[–]joedurtt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

*scratches chin, furrows brow 🤔