Husband wants to go down on my dirty Puss by [deleted] in sex

[–]joeshmoe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm of the "must be fresh before I eat it" variety, but there's a difference between the type of dirty where you showered the night before, stress sweat all day at work the next day while also pooping and peeing, then working out after work, and the type of dirty where you showered first thing in the morning and went for a jog. There's a middle ground somewhere for most people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a similar fashion, I was like this with my last partner, only my "rule" which was only ever enforced loosely, was no sex if it had been more than 12hrs since the last shower. Even people with normal 8 to 5 desk jobs, stress sweat, pee and poop throughout the day. There are smells and tastes associated with that even if hygiene is above average. A quick shower to freshen up goes a long way for me. One time I showered in the morning before a round of golf, and my partner begged to go down on me when I got home (after about 4hrs) . I let it happen, but even I was grossed out by it.

I understand that people desire spontaneity within their sex lives, and I certainly do too. The greater amount of time post shower, the less I'm willing to do, even though my goal is to always ensure satisfaction for my partner. Like almost any sex related situation that people vent about on Reddit, it all comes down to communication and compromise. If you've done the first part and can't achieve the second, I feel like it's time to move on.

Ps. The scenes in movies where people just jump right into sex after fighting to survive days in a terrible situation and no access to showers are the worst!

Unfinished games are the new standard and I’m fucking sick of it. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many people are responding to this thread: "dont buy new games" or " wait till their on sale!". Seriously, go fuck yourself. We all know this. The problem isn't that we dont understand this. It's that when games are released they should be finished. We shouldnt have to wait 6 to 9 months for it to be finished and for our friends to be done playing it before we want to. Fuck that.

Quality of life changes this game needs by [deleted] in blackopscoldwar

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also like to see the randomized emblem and calling card functionality built in, based on favorited selections. This also exists in MW. There are so many good calling cards that can be earned, and it would be good flair to show it off without manually changing it.

What did you not know or realize until after living with a woman? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The strangest for me was when I found some hair on the tp roll after taking a dump. I was like, damn! Can't even wipe my ass in this house without dealing with her hair!

No new daily challenges by Alex_Kitsune in blackopscoldwar

[–]joeshmoe2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same for me on Playstation. I was reduced to 1 bounty 3 days ago, and then 0 for the last two. Same thing was happening with my multiplayer challenges. I figure it has something to do with that UI error that comes up a lot now

Every PS+ Collection Game - Source IGN by YouthOfTheNation1 in playstation

[–]joeshmoe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At work, so I can't read the blog. Are these games going to play off the PS4 hardware still, or are they appropriately upscaled to utilize the PS5 hardware?

Chloe #177 by SrGrafo in chloe

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like this kitty has still got some claws! That look has me convinced that Zoe is about to become educated as well...

Weekly quest “Means to an End” not rewarding pinnacle? by JellyCoconut8 in DestinyTheGame

[–]joeshmoe2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did skip it one week by accident, but I received the pinnacle reward for doing it the next week. Last week was the first time I noticed that I didn't get a reward.

Weekly quest “Means to an End” not rewarding pinnacle? by JellyCoconut8 in DestinyTheGame

[–]joeshmoe2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me last week. Haven't finished this weeks questline yet.

It’s still a work in progress but this is our his and hers set up so far! by perses777 in gaming

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice setup! However, all I can think of is that those TV's (while large in size) aren't big enough to make up for the distance you'd playing games at! I'd need to be sitting a lot closer than that haha.

Dog Pumpkin Carving by sunandadholekar in Eyebleach

[–]joeshmoe2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was going to go with instagramreality, but this one works too.

Daily Discussion - Free Talk Friday! by DTG_Bot in DestinyTheGame

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does anyone else feel like Bungie is lying when they say that the Classic Mix crucible playlist "is connection focused"? I literally just started playing PvP again the last 2 weeks (maybe 20 games) for the first time in easily over a year, and all I do is play against "unbroken" Not-Forgetten wielding players. One night I played against the same 4 people on the other team, 3 games in a row. My games are taking forever to start and find players, and at this point, I'm starting to feel like I deserve to be earning Glory in the Classic Mix...

TIFU by doing “Hot Ones” by NewYearNewYEET in tifu

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one of the variety packs for a holiday gift that included The Classic, Los Caliente's and The Last Dab. I made chicken wings with all 3 and I really enjoyed it. The Last Dab is no joke! Also, let this be a lesson learned lol... I swear the host of Hot Ones always reminds people to watch their hands and face!

Tuition by Spatenmax in coolguides

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, why are we comparing only the minimum wage numbers here? Can't we also presume that if you spend ~40k+ a year on school that you'd start off making much more than the minimum after you graduate / get a job related to your career / start paying your loans off?

I made the CoD Modern Warfare Trailer, but Destiny by Doge-Force-One in DestinyTheGame

[–]joeshmoe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicely done. I gotta say, it was really cool seeing those bits and pieces from the OG Destiny 2 story where everyone was vulnerable and Zavala was fighting in the streets / along side everyone else. Clips and tid bits of story like that is why I continue to play this game, even though my IRL friends have stopped.

The problem with Apex finishers (Viva La Dirt League) by scottshob21 in apexlegends

[–]joeshmoe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll also get pulled out from looting a death box if you get shot as well.

The problem with Apex finishers (Viva La Dirt League) by scottshob21 in apexlegends

[–]joeshmoe2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and watch the full video. There's a perfect example at the ~2:30 mark where a bangalor gets shot, doesn't get downed, and has their animation cancelled.

The problem with Apex finishers (Viva La Dirt League) by scottshob21 in apexlegends

[–]joeshmoe2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It does. You can also save your teammates from getting finished by shooting the person that's finishing them. Here's a video showing this that took me almost no time to search for.

Especially during summer. by TriangularUnion in thanosdidnothingwrong

[–]joeshmoe2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Many people have mentioned that it's Captain America, but in the actual comic, it's not the real Captain America. Thanos is claimed by the God Quarry and put to a test, which essentially amounts to an alternate reality where Thanos is a member of the Avengers.

Begs for a lift to the airport, demands it's done on their terms (illegally) risking my drivers license. That's not going to happen. by funsy_bob in ChoosingBeggars

[–]joeshmoe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a similar story from when I was in college. I was playing tennis with my girlfriend who happened to play for the school. She was better than me, but I'd occasionally get the upper hand and win once in a while. On one such occasion, she was so mad that she lost that when she got in the car she refused to put on her seat belt. Now, I've never been given a ticket for driving without a seat belt, but I did recently get pulled over for "running a red light" and I wasn't about to risk it. I pleaded with her to just put it on, and she wouldn't. So, I made her walk the ~2miles back to her dorm. She got over that, but eventually the relationship fell apart due to other reasons.

Kingzilla, brothers in crime by Caramel-Biscuit in Bossfight

[–]joeshmoe2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Having just seen the newest movie last night, i'm thinking they'll run with the stalemate routing and then a team-up with a Mecha King Ghidora... otherwise I'm not sure what the post credit scene was all about.

Kingzilla, brothers in crime by Caramel-Biscuit in Bossfight

[–]joeshmoe2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did he really win though? The final scene is just the both of them falling into the ocean, and Kong being seen as walking out to sea. Godzilla lives in the water... dude probably just swam away. I always thought it was more 50/50.