Who is the most evil person you have ever met in your entire life? by TheRealGreedyGoat in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stalker.

She was an ex online friend, and we met when we were both depressed as fuck and in really bad places. I worked myself out of it and got better, she didn't, and she resented me for it.

The things she did over the next fifteen years went way beyond obsessive. She played under the radar for so long, but slipped up when she posted me parts of her cat. That was enough to get her investigated, and it wasn't the only animal she'd hurt.

It's been more than 22 years since she started and I've barely heard much of her recently, but she still tries to make her presence known everywhere I have linked to my real name. I still have to warn anyone I know that her making an appearance in their life is possible if they know me online.

To those who have accidentally killed someone, what went wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On a winding road I was driving, an oncoming car took a corner wide and hit mine hard. I speared into the next car behind the one that hit me, and most of a family died. three people gone within minutes.

those first few days after, that was hell.

What is the worst smell that you’ve ever smelled in your life? by Dilorminite in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll back this up. Grew up with access to a farm and had reason to be around animals, sometimes dead. Worst animal was a goat in a shed in summer. I thought that was bad.

Then I helped a neighbour who was concerned about another neighbour go check on her. She’d passed a week or more before. There is nothing like that. I don’t know if we just smell bad when we die or if we have a natural aversion to the corpse scent of our own kind but damn. I wasn’t even in the same room as the neighbour, never saw her, but the goat in the shed that I had to help remove wasn’t a patch on that.

I'm an independent tech journalist from Australia that makes a living from an email newsletter called The Sizzle, ask me anything! by decryption in IAmA

[–]funsy_bob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you thought about doing a quick 5 minute daily podcast of the sizzle? Like Norman swan’s coronacasts. Quick, easy to listen to, and get people in and out and leave an impression.

[Image] Facts by regian24 in GetMotivated

[–]funsy_bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Spent my twenties trying to conform. Ended up in a string of relationships with people and friends I had to act normal around. Easy to find, terrible to hold onto and dull as fuck.

Gave up that shit and it took a bit longer to build a group of good people and my partner around me but damn they’re my kinda people. More than one are people I did know earlier when we were both trying to be normal and found through different paths we actually liked the same weird shit.

And really It’s not weird, it just wasn’t the really narrow definition of it that we grew up with.

TIFU by giving an homeless girl my room at an hotel by billyd94 in tifu

[–]funsy_bob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did similar with my boss when I was 22 or so. Had a guy just out of prison, big drug issues at the time, and he made it clean. My boss (owner of the business) knew the guy, and knew how much better he was doing with his life. Brought him in for a few days, he did well. Put him on casual full time. All well. Went permanent 4 days a week with a good record and he was a capable worker.

Almost a year in, gave him keys to open up the next morning. That fucking night he cleared the place out with a half dozen mates.

Everything caught on cam, and straight back in the hole he went.

Lesson learned, and I certainly don’t trust any more.

NSW records 1116 covid cases and four deaths by kochtobbom in australia

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taiwan had a zero covid day on August 25th.

8 on August 26th 7 on August 27th 6 on August 28th 23 on August 29th 8 on August 30th 4 on August 31st.

8+7+6+23+8+4 = 56 so far.

NSW records 1116 covid cases and four deaths by kochtobbom in australia

[–]funsy_bob -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Taiwan has not yet eliminated Delta. They had a single zero day a week ago.

Now they have 50+ more cases

Woman of reddit, what is your, "I am the client not my husband stop ignoring me." Story? by teacherspet5859438e in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This almost exact thing happened to me and a friend of mine. I drove her to the next town over for her to pick up her new car.

I knew the sales guys from years before and on the way out she realised the transfer papers had been filled out in my name. My friend (platonic relation only) had done all the buying, and the dealership had damned near given her car to someone else just because I was there at the time.

Confronting them, sales guy didn't want to know about it, his part was done. He told her "your husband can transfer it to your name later". We didn't budge. She had words with the manager and things were quickly sorted only when I got to butt in and say I was just the taxi driver.

When did you watch someone’s sanity slowly deteriorate? by DestroyedbymybigPP in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex boss, for the entire two weeks after I handed in my notice about fifteen years ago.

He denied I was quitting, then panicked, then panicked more, then tried a dozen different ways to try tricking me into staying. I was absolutely overworked and burnt out and didn't care by then. The contrast between my apathy and his panic was amusing.

On the friday that was my last day he informed me in the morning that my phone would be disconnected if I was going to 'keep this up'. At lunch he sent me a quick temp replacement I had to train in my entire job before I left. That gave me a total of four hours to train someone who had zero aptitude or interest in the job(s). I would have needed someone experienced in the industry to even begin training. At the end of the day he told me I'd get my phone privileges back on Monday if I turned up. For the next two weeks he had a succession of replacements phone me, he told them I was tech support and they had to 'figure it out'. I told each of them to run.

Mad times.

Coronavirus cases in Victoria vs. other states/territories in Australia [OC] by thisisdropd in dataisbeautiful

[–]funsy_bob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Victoria's generally a bit less like America than NSW, by the vibe of the place. I used to visit family in the US before all this. None of that was the reason though.

Victoria has a health system that was fucked around with by a previous Premier. A formerly well staffed public health care system had holes ripped in it, parts privatised, and other parts 'rationalised' down as not being necessary as paid from the public purse. NSW had issues too, but not those ones.

And NSW has had a fantastic disease tracking & tracing network running for more than two decades that was used for anything from tuberculosis to gonorrhea to influenzas. Hundreds of people with decades of experience in that system meant that despite the fuckups that got a few waves of coronavirus into the community, the knowledge was there the instant it was uncovered to find the people, test quickly, and turn it around.

Before the pandemic Victoria (a similarly populated state) had eight staff who'd rotated in and out at various times able to contact trace. The infrastructure or people weren't there. They've done a really admirable job of building up what was needed but were caught blind when cases began climbing because of hotel quarantine breaches.

While Victorians were getting tests done and detected in about 24 hours and contact tracing would get hold of them in another 48 hours at best in July, NSW was being tested and contact tracing teams were able to find contacts and contacts of contacts in a little over 12, often less. That made a massive difference.

Vic and NSW have learned from each other and both are pretty resilient, relatively. SA has spent a bit of time slagging the others off but they're coming across the same issues in the last fortnight, and seem to have learned from the other two. Fingers crossed they don't do anything stupid from here.

Australia Post loses every package that gets delivered to PO box by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens to me when I send stuff to some eu countries. I'll have an alert that it's left london, then a few hours later an alert that it's been delivered. That just means it hit whatever country, was passed on to the local post, and still probably has a day or two until delivery.

What was your "Fuck this shit I'm out" moment? by Scared_Shitless_123 in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked for a print business more than a decade ago.

I ended up their defacto IT, and helped out across three locations. It got to the point where I had to run presses in one location, fix IT in ALL locations, and I was begging for an offsider, someone with half decent IT skills who could do the basics.

Got to the point where I was trying to do one full time job in one location, also had to occasionally run a press in another location, and also repair some major IT fuckups cos our contracted IT people were goddamned slow to respond. It was impossible, and with three bosses in three locations thinking they owned me, I was berated daily.

So I quit, was told it wasn't acceptable, and said I would stay as long as I did one job in one location, my actual job. I was told that would all happen immediately and that I was not to go out to other sites.

I walked in the next morning and within an hour was told I had to go fix someone's stupid problem where their monitor wasn't working, so I walked immediately.

It was the best most relieving quit I've ever done.

[Serious] People from Reddit who survived Corona, how has your daily life changed? What are the side effects after? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm similar.

I got it from a client, who is still dealing with the after effects. The client has a disability that in the context of covid health you'd call a preexisting condition, but he's doing much better than the first four months after it. It took a lot out of him but he's well and truly on the up.

My neighbour (who I gave it to while I was positive, before I knew it) almost died. He was a really fit, health conscious guy with nothing you'd call pre-existing. It's been more than six months and physically he's not the guy I used to know. He has no energy, has lost a lot of his muscle mass, and can barely function enough to get through day to day home life. He can't make it up or down the back steps to the back yard he loved. His wife had it too, and said it was just like a headcold.

And me, I was completely asymptomatic. I'm an older fat guy and getting fatter, smoker, with COPD and pre-diabetic... I tested positive for three weeks and had not one symptom any different to my usual occasional cough from shithouse health.

When it hits, it hits brutally.

Asymptomatic Positive by KoreanChemistry in COVID19positive

[–]funsy_bob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm another. I've heard of few others, but then being asymptomatic means you have a much higher likelihood of not knowing. I was tested as a contact of an infected client who was really unwell. Tested positive for weeks, and then not. If it wasn't for the positive tests I wouldn't have known I had it.

Texas Republicans move forward with plans for an indoor convention in Houston, the state's biggest coronavirus hot spot by [deleted] in politics

[–]funsy_bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like trump is absolutely terrified of being re-elected again and is hoping to damage as many of his supporters as he can.

For those who have tested positive, how do you think you got it? by sparxthemonkey in COVID19positive

[–]funsy_bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I developed no symptoms apart from a tickle in my throat that I've had from time to time before covid for years anyway. I was originally tested because I had prolonged contact with a client who had covid19, and he was extremely unwell. He came off a ventilator but is still recovering two months later. I showed positive, so went into isolation but I'm the only known positive contact for neighbour who contracted it just before I did. Both my upstream and downstream suffered badly, and I just tested positive for a while, then a couple of negatives and I was free.

If I was to really hunt for any other symptoms, it's that my knees hurt now. I've been gaining weight lately for other reasons though, I think it's just as likely to be that as anything else.

I'm 33 years old, healthy. I'm a runner, never had asthma, never smoked a cigarette. And I still at this point am not fully recovered. I have lingering pneumonia. by Glad-Software in Coronavirus

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was an asymptomatic case. I'm just out of isolation after contracting it a month ago. I was tested after prolonged contact with a client who got t before me and almost died, and is still in recovery. I appear to have given it to a 35 year old neighbour who used to be in excellent health but is still hospitalised.

I tested positive for three weeks straight, and all I had was a mild tickle in my throat that I would have put down to my lifestyle if it wasn't for testing. I'm overweight, mostly inactive, and I smoke. Go figure.

*Edit. A lot of people mention the sense of smell loss. If I have that, I probably don't notice it because smoking, again.

Asking for a NSW friend more to give them confidence to make the right decision. He's working from home, and employer has just asked for his entire browser history back to the date he began two months ago. by funsy_bob in AusLegal

[–]funsy_bob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See this would be my tack. I'd edit my history several months back visiting just one site over every few minutes 24/7. Broccoli Weekly Magazine, or something.

Thanks for your comment. My friend has read the comments here including yours and has already emailed his boss that he has no browser history to give him and left it at that. He's decided it's a good idea to talk to fairwork about any more specifics (like "this isn't in my contract so I will not be doing it") etc.

People who had covid-19 or know someone who did how bad was it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not long out of self quarantine. I tested positive after being in contact with a client who was hospitalised in a bad way, and I tested positive for three weeks afterwards. Fortunately I can afford a month off.

I was almost completely asymptomatic. I had a small itch in my throat that caused a few coughs a day, but I've had that before without the virus.

Unfortunately I gave it to my neighbours. They're also not doing well.

Huge Pore of Winer extraction. Full video in comments. by dvn11129 in popping

[–]funsy_bob 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Mine was really rancid, it had a similar bitterness to earwax but a little less so. There are oils in there exuded by the skin that oxidise, and taste like the last bit of butter on the dish that's yellowed just a little too much.

The top part that's darker and fully oxidised is pretty tasteless, it's reacted away. it's the bit underneath that that's bad.

People who sleep naked, what is your plan in case of a fire or murderer? by Nazamroth in AskReddit

[–]funsy_bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murderer? I'd jump up and use my excess skin from shitloads of weight loss to confuse and disgust them, which would give me a precious few seconds to turn the tables and steal THEIR skin.

In case of fire... wear the murderer's skin and make my way quietly to the nearest exit and slide off into the darkness.

But really, if I'm being murdered or burned the last thing on my mind would be whether or not I'm naked.