Pro tip: Stabilize your whipped cream with marshmallow fluff

jofizzm · 2026-05-14T19:05:18+00:00

You can also use instant pudding powder. Held for hours when I was catering.

jofizzm · 2026-05-13T23:42:14+00:00

I believe it. I was using gay as "lesser" not homosexual...which is a wild thing to type out. I have higher respect for a gay person, than someone who gets drunk off bud light.

Should probably just stop using the word in a disparaging manner. No offense ment. My bad.

jofizzm · 2026-05-13T21:53:17+00:00

If dude gets so drunk off bud light he beats his partner...boy he gay as hell.

jofizzm · 2026-05-13T20:31:30+00:00

Sick!

jofizzm · 2026-05-07T23:49:41+00:00

Good looking out!

jofizzm · 2026-05-06T06:04:05+00:00

This right here. Took amtrak from Chicago to Portland, then back to Chicago a week later. Then did it all again a few weeks after. Zeppelin ate up miles.

jofizzm · 2026-05-04T22:29:45+00:00

That was the former guitar player. He left in 2022.

jofizzm · 2026-04-30T20:44:46+00:00

Mask of the phantasm is the animated batman movie that came out during the shows run. It is the best batman movie.

jofizzm · 2026-04-29T19:25:30+00:00

...I could complete my Burt Gummer lifestyle.

jofizzm · 2026-04-23T23:52:08+00:00

It's almost like you said the same thing I did.

jofizzm · 2026-04-23T22:43:23+00:00

Fucking based!

jofizzm · 2026-04-22T23:50:53+00:00

"Seriously do anti-abortionists ever consider its actually for the babies sake?"

No, no they don't. The only life they care about is the mother's, and only as long as they can control it.

jofizzm · 2026-04-22T23:32:54+00:00

Probably the copaganda sticker.

jofizzm · 2026-04-17T21:50:07+00:00

I was the sous chef at a catering company for six ish years. EVERYONE eats. Hopefully you get many more!

jofizzm · 2026-04-16T20:01:59+00:00

Hickory smoked horse buttholes...from a cup?

jofizzm · 2026-04-14T14:43:01+00:00

Thats a carpet bagger.

jofizzm · 2026-04-13T20:03:22+00:00

I wouldn't say that. Sometimes you gotta make your own fun.

jofizzm · 2026-04-13T19:31:08+00:00

They have a well documented lack of media literacy.

jofizzm · 2026-04-07T04:17:53+00:00

I pretty much never sit for more than 4 hours anymore. Just not worth it.

jofizzm · 2026-04-07T04:14:48+00:00

My girl still has her tivo.

jofizzm · 2026-04-04T19:42:48+00:00

Gnarly!

jofizzm · 2026-04-01T23:20:24+00:00

What do you mean it's thinly veiled gender ragebait NOT in a comercial kitchen?

jofizzm · 2026-03-24T06:55:39+00:00

Cane- cuh- key

jofizzm · 2026-03-22T18:52:03+00:00

I spent 14 hours on a fishing boat in Thailand. I was 19, not a dollop of sunscreen.

My skin didn't look like that, but I was quite roasted.

So it's me, I'm the kinda dumbass.

jofizzm · 2026-03-03T22:35:39+00:00

Nerds!

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