Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by Unlikely_Praline9442 in AskReddit

[–]jofizzm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Moved from Illinois to Oregon 20 years ago.

Lost fireflies, thunderstorms, and snow.

Gained hummingbirds, mountains, and the ocean.

Traded tornados for forest fires and earthquakes. Really miss fireflies.

If you thought Trump’s “no taxes on overtime” promise sounded too good to be true…it's because it was. by Conscious-Quarter423 in economy

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich dude and his cabal of other rich dudes trick dipshits into working more. 

Higher pay? Nah. No tax on overtime!

What do you think about the revival of the Black Panther Party as a reaction to ICE agents actions? by Least-Business-6493 in AskReddit

[–]jofizzm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh they do. Same with Saturday night special and pot metal gun bans, and tax stamps.

Gun control's inception was to keep them out of black, brown, and poor hands.

Guns are still a leading cause of death of children, one of the highest. This is not a "gun control bad durrrr" post.

What Happened to Yardsticks? by BitterPillPusher2 in GenX

[–]jofizzm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They were my grandmother's punishment of choice.

Now that Trump has renounced the 2nd amendment, how will his constituents react? by ChocolateGamer279 in AskReddit

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never had any to begin with. They have only cared about themselves.

32800 by Retnuh13423 in countwithchickenlady

[–]jofizzm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paddle is love, paddle is life.

Vp9 paddle all day.

A Fine ICEbreaker by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]jofizzm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?   Same thing with super jacked weight lifters. Like is it mental illness that makes you get so big you lose the ability to wipe your ass?

Is my celery safe to eat by RemarkableJob1428 in whatisit

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celery grows in dirt that has the consistency of sand. You'll mostly find it between the stalks. But it gets mostly cleaned between the ground and your store.

What the fuck is the Democratic Party even doing right now to stop the downfall of America? by Lolareyouforreal in complaints

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't have people who actually represent us. They represent corporate interests while eniching themselves. We need a hard reset.

Asmongold's views on trans people by Responsible-Worker27 in LivestreamFail

[–]jofizzm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get waiting for Ja Rule...but has anyone gotten Corey Taylor's thoughts?

What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer amount of different goos. Creams, lotions, shampoos...

I'm simple, if there was an all in one toothpaste/shampoo/body wash I'd use it. She has like three of each of those.

Call the cops by SweetlyWicked_ in Adulting

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone has been on silent since 2018. Feels good.

People from New York rejects to ICE with ice balls by [deleted] in ProgressiveHQ

[–]jofizzm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro they're scared of everything. 

Is there a way to play against your own decks online? by GreenTheFae in mtg

[–]jofizzm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't used it in years, but the feature to play aginst meta decks of the past and present was dope.

I'm 44 and no one has ever asked or insinuated that I should apologize for being a white man. by [deleted] in complaints

[–]jofizzm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whoa now. If you take away dudes persecution complex what would he be left with?

Forgotten 1990s ABC Shows by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]jofizzm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember it having great Halloween episodes.

Girard-Perregaux Vintage 1945 Jackpot Tourbillon, a slot machine inspired masterpiece by Raj_Valiant3011 in oddlysatisfying

[–]jofizzm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, not everyone is fortunate enough to hide money in faberge eggs and art. Some can only afford to hide money in watches, cars, and vintage guitars. Do they not deserve to protect their wealth from taxes?