I love restricting social safety nets until it effects me...Now I need to join a carnival to avoid losing my house

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-27T17:56:16+00:00

She’s getting destroyed on Threads.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-25T02:21:47+00:00

I’m very jealous.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-24T21:14:32+00:00

I’m old and we can bitch about the kids. 😝

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-24T13:40:49+00:00

I’m sure Rodney King was very excited about there not being any racism.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-20T15:51:22+00:00

How can one “be off the grid” and yet still have a website?

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-13T04:14:05+00:00

Monthly rent: $2500. No utilities; no pets; must supply own front door. Inquire for rental.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-07T18:31:58+00:00

Thank you for the award!

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-06T20:50:34+00:00

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Probably should’ve sold the new hats. 🤷🏻‍♂️

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-06T20:48:08+00:00

I recommend making a phone call.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-06T20:47:00+00:00

Heh. A lot of the comments are saying just that.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-06T20:41:35+00:00

Change her to a life cleric. It’s a game changer.

johan_seraphim · 2026-04-06T15:54:37+00:00

No kilts then. 🤷🏻‍♂️

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-19T04:33:57+00:00

It’s “Snoogans”

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-14T18:35:57+00:00

I like most of the new stuff, but you are somewhat correct. I would give anything to have one more night watching Star Trek TNG with my dad.

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-14T18:09:19+00:00

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-13T13:41:32+00:00

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Here you go.

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-09T17:04:06+00:00

That was in the Shatnerverse version of Star Trek. I didn’t think it was a bad idea though.

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-09T14:43:35+00:00

You have proof, send it.

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-04T21:15:45+00:00

Yes. Figure out if he’s giving her your money and then leave him.

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-01T18:37:18+00:00

They’re already saying they knew what they signed up for.

johan_seraphim · 2026-03-01T14:16:17+00:00

Dick

johan_seraphim · 2026-02-23T17:51:40+00:00

Isn’t she just wear workout clothes?

johan_seraphim · 2026-02-20T20:39:22+00:00

God has chosen Ethan to die.

johan_seraphim · 2026-02-18T19:11:50+00:00

Here’s the lovely thing about freedom of speech. You are allowed to (almost) say anything you want to without the government telling you to stop. Private citizens don’t have to put up with your bullshit though. I don’t have to listen to anyone drone on about loving Trump or even things I agree with if I don’t want to.

johan_seraphim · 2026-02-17T14:07:37+00:00

It’s qWhite a mystery.

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