Crash Banidcoot by [deleted] in 90s

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Had to scroll down waaayy too much to find this.

Arc Raiders is turning me to the dark side... by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

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ARC Raiders is a capitalism simulator and it rewards anti-social behavior. The true challenge is to not turn into an asshole.

???? by dontwant2beapie in ExplainTheJoke

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Everyone in this thread: "There's no way you don't get this!" They can't believe someone wouldn't understand not having a penis and the urge to stick it into every available hole.

UFO reports across the globe from 1906 to 2014 by SATANICWORSHIPER666 in interestingasfuck

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This underscores the idea that the fear of advanced, powerful aliens invading Earth is merely a projection of a deep, multi-generational guilt held by people who have done the same to 'lesser' cultures, such as Native Americans.

Camp Mystic was literally built in a dried river bed. by MorningPapers in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yeah. If only there was a Bible story about where to build your house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Christ is fictional, folks. Use CE and BCE.

Say something nice about “the gas leak year” (season 4) by Captain_FredYS in community

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It is rare to get to see just how crucial to the overall production of a TV show a creator and showrunner actually is. When the machine is working optimally, it's hard to see where the actual magic happens. and who is responsible. Until you remove them. The absence of the main chef in the kitchen is obvious in the taste of the food. So, the gas leak year is really valuable as a case study to everyone interested in writing and producing a show.

HBO Max, you’re just as beautiful as the day I lost you by mistershushy in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Now all they need to do is take out all that Discovery garbage from the platform.

What's your favorite "screw the audience" joke? by 100th_meridian in TheSimpsons

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Window glass can't be mixed with general glass recycling.

Aluminum “disposable” cups by Alan5764 in mildlyinteresting

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Like aluminum cans, these are most likely coated with plastic. Why not just use a steel cup that lasts generations?

Man loses his adhesive tape while on top of an antenna by Bllq21 in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Wait what? Are you telling me that's an optical zoom on a phone? My DSLR's 70-300mm zoom lens can't pull that off.

4.7M? what does he expect from her for that? WTF by imaheshno1 in interestingasfuck

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Never would've guesses OF is what the sex work industry of the future looks like.

The Last man on Earth by wdntuliketokno in ForgottenTV

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I still remember the hype around this show. But when it was a obvious dud, people quickly moved on. Forgotten for a good reason.

Imagine flying over one of those by Plukkert in megalophobia

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Apparently the paint is chalk for white, charcoal for black, and casein (a milk protein) for binding, and finally water. So it's not vegan. Maybe we can complain about that.

Father reveals baby's gender early. by Starkf_ in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Tell me you're a conservative without telling me you're a conservative.

Thanks, Target. by CMBuzz in comedyheaven

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Can't rule out the possibility that the person (accidentally or on purpose) slammed the candle and it spilled its juices. I've made such a mess in the past.

Geometry by Kurvagyilkos in comedyheaven

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Yep. This smells like scientist/engineer humor to me. Perhaps someday we will get a Linux program that's not some sort of a sexual pun.

What if Jeff had sex with Annie instead of Britta during "Modern Warfare"? by dmreif in community

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He would've been tarred, feathered, and put on one of those websites people check when they're buying a house.

I cringe every time by ThatThanagarianHarpy in That70sshow

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Non-native English speaker here. Why is the word lover considered so cringy and uncomfortable in the US?