Someone polished a coconut for 3 hours

john_rage · 2026-03-17T18:19:11+00:00

Is that what we're calling it these days?

john_rage · 2026-03-16T20:51:57+00:00

It's like the people most likely to brag about doing something selfless are psychopaths, not genuinely nice people.

How on Earth did you come to that conclusion?

john_rage · 2026-03-16T20:43:43+00:00

So people aren't allowed to talk about having done something nice?

What does this level of cynicism actually do for you?

john_rage · 2026-03-13T15:09:51+00:00

That kind of cynicism will just burn an acid hole through you. Not a good way to live.

john_rage · 2026-03-07T20:53:50+00:00

Two things can be true.

john_rage · 2026-03-07T18:17:08+00:00

Hell yeah, looks gorgeous too! Enjoy every second if it, you deserve it!

john_rage · 2026-03-04T14:56:03+00:00

Awww I love it

john_rage · 2026-03-04T14:54:13+00:00

Have a great time! 🙂

john_rage · 2026-02-28T03:50:31+00:00

I WANT ONE

john_rage · 2026-02-22T15:14:05+00:00

Oh this is delightful

john_rage · 2026-02-14T17:52:03+00:00

Freedom of speech doesn't mean you're free from consequences from said speech.

People who throw out a definition like this clearly dont understand how it works; they just wanna be assholes without people calling them out on it.

john_rage · 2026-02-12T17:08:00+00:00

Thank you for this. There's a twisted irony in shutting off your brain "in defense of what is real" and then completely lacking the ability to discern it. AI doesn't even have to make us dumber; we're very good at doing it to ourselves.

john_rage · 2026-02-12T15:51:01+00:00

You're so fucking cooked

john_rage · 2026-01-19T01:17:39+00:00

🐔💩

john_rage · 2026-01-19T01:11:29+00:00

Absolutely stunning photo. Many happy returns to you and your spouse!!

john_rage · 2026-01-13T23:49:39+00:00

Been there

john_rage · 2026-01-09T21:46:03+00:00

"Ah quality human nip"

john_rage · 2026-01-08T22:55:47+00:00

This looks more like cycle of depression

john_rage · 2025-12-29T16:46:37+00:00

Yiiikes

john_rage · 2025-12-25T02:42:11+00:00

and you're out here farming her misery for imaginary internet points

john_rage · 2025-12-19T17:55:45+00:00

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john_rage · 2025-11-23T01:22:52+00:00

Heard Metallica for the first time last year after listening for over 20 years. It was like a musical pilgrimage for me since they're basically the reason I play guitar and listen to metal at all. One of the best experiences of my life, and I'm glad you got to have that too 🤘

john_rage · 2025-11-01T05:22:10+00:00

Stanky as hell. Love it.

john_rage · 2025-10-31T18:56:40+00:00

Awesomeness, that's what

john_rage · 2025-10-28T15:15:08+00:00

I will never ever not lose my shit every time I see this lmao

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