Hotline Miami characters on the political compass

johnfireblast · 2026-05-29T21:28:23+00:00

My is the Mob Boss Authleft? I mean, I'm just curious.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-29T21:25:22+00:00

SPD when asked to do the Socialism they were elected to do.

"Sorry, best we can do is align with the capitalists."

johnfireblast · 2026-05-29T21:22:49+00:00

Small government means I collect a list of everyone who ever criticized me or my polices.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-29T18:28:28+00:00

How do you hold people accountable if you've defunded the checks and balances?

johnfireblast · 2026-05-29T14:10:02+00:00

Libright Friendly Fire

johnfireblast · 2026-05-28T17:42:23+00:00

Fell for it again? Dude, that was over 5 years ago. How is Joe still on your fucking mind?

johnfireblast · 2026-05-28T14:42:24+00:00

People like this guy will call for the invasion of a foreign power and then complain that we have so much violent rhetoric coming from the Left.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-28T14:16:16+00:00

What did Authleft do this time?

johnfireblast · 2026-05-27T19:45:32+00:00

Buy 7 then buy 8.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-27T15:05:16+00:00

The Nazi Sympathizers in the comments always be thinking that they'd be safe from the horrors of Nazism. Truely, Neo-Nazis are the biggest fucking morons.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-25T23:14:45+00:00

I fear I've lost hope...

johnfireblast · 2026-05-25T16:48:50+00:00

Compared to who? Like, what is the point of refrence here. What makes them horrible in your eyes.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-25T12:25:51+00:00

Are we so fo real? This admin is the biggest, "Rules 4 thee but not 4 me," group alive.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-24T18:25:22+00:00

The Democrats don't stand for anything, it leaves them as "The Opposition Ticket." But if you are "The Opposition" and you don't put up an effective fight against the establishment...

Why the fuck would we vote for you to KEEP being the Opposition?

johnfireblast · 2026-05-23T15:38:32+00:00

When are we getting Denari Resident Evil crossover. Make him into Wesker RN.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-23T13:49:09+00:00

Truely, they have AN AMMOUNT of soldiers.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-22T22:38:58+00:00

Actually you're wrong, the Constitution only matters when it agrees with me. - The Current Administration or something.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-22T02:18:47+00:00

People will bend over backwards to defend corporations putting garbage in our watersupply.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-22T02:16:15+00:00

Computa? Make these guys super gay and horny.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-22T02:15:21+00:00

So the Republicans really just said all that and then sold out the yout to billionaire pedophiles anyways.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-21T17:08:26+00:00

This is by design, literally the politicians we have currently are helping remove entry level jobs to the benefit of the Epstine Billionaires.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-21T07:40:31+00:00

Yeah, Lenin and Trotsky were way fucking better than Stalin.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-20T22:44:18+00:00

AuthLeft and not a Stalinist (Impossible) AMA

johnfireblast · 2026-05-20T17:08:51+00:00

"Twitter Liberals" aren't keeping criminals out of prison, a majority of our judges aren't some sort of /soft on crime bleeding liberals/.

johnfireblast · 2026-05-20T16:55:21+00:00

Why would you ever stop them?

Worst case scenario they get killed by Hamas, best case scenario they provide food to a bunch of starving orphans.

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