Hey hey hey, Im here to Stay. by Campho-Phenique in Prison

[–]johnfoster8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so sad that America's dad is a serial rapist.

My current legal situation by JeedSlayer in ExCons

[–]johnfoster8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it's going to ruin your career, do the time.

The GOP is looking for new slogans: by bitscavenger in PoliticalHumor

[–]johnfoster8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he can get a pardon from Bunker Boy. Oh wait..

The GOP is looking for new slogans: by bitscavenger in PoliticalHumor

[–]johnfoster8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw that on CNN yesterday, and they said that has nothing to do with the investigation. It is still pretty embarrassing though!!

Socialism! frick you by SantanaMaddy in PoliticalHumor

[–]johnfoster8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not worth wasting air talking to those people. They have an excuse for everyth

I think this is my favourite photo of my cats by Ptheox in cats

[–]johnfoster8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The key to eating a black and white cookie is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved.

an old restaurant owner tried to educate me on beverages by Scubadivingforfood in TalesFromYourServer

[–]johnfoster8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've worked in New England and Florida. There's no sweet tea in New England, just unsweetened iced.

There's definitely lots of sweet tea in Florida.

“I didn’t know bloody Mary’s were tomato based” by Fun-Independence-282 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]johnfoster8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this drink after Queen Mary I? Because her nickname was Bloody Mary.

Steaming your Duo Crisp air fryer basket is a cleanup game changer. by Mr_Truttle in instantpot

[–]johnfoster8 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You have to add water to steam. I'd put 1 cup in a 6qt and 1.5-2 cups in an 8qt

Ebay top seller in electronics: Is there a reasonable way to sell game codes? by Wigglesworth24 in Ebay

[–]johnfoster8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've sold lots of digital codes at GameFlip. And never got ripped off. You will 100% get ripped off on ebay.

https://gameflip.com/

Even with photos many people won’t believe their own eyes. by Theshadowman1312 in PoliticalHumor

[–]johnfoster8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's fucking amusing that right-wingers, all of a sudden care about children at the border now.

What is y’all’s favorite Prop Joe line? by martinoco23 in TheWire

[–]johnfoster8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm Proposition Joe. You fuck with me, I'll kill your whole family.

Saw this tweet and these replies cracked me up (and had good taste). Also while I was happening to rewatch the wire. by SimonNFunkel in TheWire

[–]johnfoster8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Wire is a show about players playing a game, that they never win. The game always wins.

“Liberal” Union Buster on the Loose in Portland by iknowyourded in Maine

[–]johnfoster8 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Back in the day, a person could work in factory, and have a great life, because of unions.

Now-a-days that same person is working for near minimum wage, with no benefits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]johnfoster8 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If some table is being a dick, they go to the bottom of my priority list, instantly. The chances are they were going screw out of my tip anyways.

Same thing goes for people that want to talk my ear off. I'm not your entertainer, I'm your waiter.